Feelin' Stupid???

[Granny]

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.​

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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)​

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?​

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"​

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.​

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."​

--Mariah Carey​

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"​

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign​

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"​

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.​

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"​

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,​

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"​

--A congressional candidate in Texas ..​

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."​

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark​

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."​

--Al Gore, Vice President​

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix .."​

-- Dan Quayle​

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."​

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.​

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."​

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.​

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."​

--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina​

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas"​

--Keppel Enderbery​

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart throughout the night And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."​

--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman​

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[rodney eppes]

Thanks Don! I feel a little smarter, now!

 

[Dylan W.]

One of the all time funniest was when George W. Bush said ''Fool me once..shame on, on..you. fool me twice..again..we cant be fooled again''.

 

[Your Hot Dog Guy!]

Now I feel 50% smarter half of the day and 50% smarter at night now almost maybe. But only at the other half of the week but not always.

 

[nctom]

Is Hungry a country? I mean, I have heard of Turkey, but is Hungry really a country?
Kellie Pickler on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader".
She graduated in the top 10% of her class in Albermarle.

 

[Granny]

Now I feel 50% smarter half of the day and 50% smarter at night now almost maybe. But only at the other half of the week but not always.

Last time we talked I noticed you wasn't as smarter as you usually are, but it was evening, and that being between day and night could have had some effect on ya.

 

[rodney eppes]

Now I feel 50% smarter half of the day and 50% smarter at night now almost maybe. But only at the other half of the week but not always.

Is that anything like "Possum on a Gum Bush"?

 

[ManglerYJ]

Is Hungry a country? I mean, I have heard of Turkey, but is Hungry really a country?
Kellie Pickler on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader".
She graduated in the top 10% of her class in Albermarle.

I was just watching that yesterday.... At least she's hot and apparently can carry a tune.

 

[UncleWillie]

I am not as think as you think I dumb I am .
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[Lurch830]

Is Hungry a country? I mean, I have heard of Turkey, but is Hungry really a country?
Kellie Pickler on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader".
She graduated in the top 10% of her class in Albermarle.

Not true, she was nowhere near top 10%.
I went to high school (North Stanly class of '04) with this idiot and her grandpa lives 5 miles from my folks.
I called her conceited to her face one time and she had to ask her boyfriend what that meant to know if she should be offended or not.
Very nice to look at, but nothing more than a box of rocks going on upstairs!
I can tell you that the town of Albemarle went crazy when she came to visit once and turned the fountain in the town square pink....she was over-hyped if you ask me. Nothing but a 1-2 hit wonder.