Bad weather and rising prices may lead to bacon shortage

trailhugger

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Oh noes, Great Britain is facing a bacon and sausage shortage and the trend could spread...
 
:eek: shut yo mouf
 
If supplies do become scarce i'm sure the black market will fill the void..............Bacon smuggling??? I can just see a sketchy guy on the street opening his coat to display his expensive bootleg bacon going "PSSSSSSSTTTT....check it out!" :huggy:
 
Oh noes, Great Britain is facing a bacon and sausage shortage and the trend could spread...

The bacon maybe, sausage? No way this is an island of fags your talking about.
 
If supplies do become scarce i'm sure the black market will fill the void..............Bacon smuggling??? I can just see a sketchy guy on the street opening his coat to display his expensive bootleg bacon going "PSSSSSSSTTTT....check it out!" :huggy:

(headline reads) Sketchy guy has ass beat for offering to show his meat to local 4WD club!!!!! haha
 
If supplies do become scarce i'm sure the black market will fill the void..............Bacon smuggling??? I can just see a sketchy guy on the street opening his coat to display his expensive bootleg bacon going "PSSSSSSSTTTT....check it out!" :huggy:

Just remember, it's not about the subject being presented, it's all about "how" it is presented...

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Bacon smuggling is an art and must be done with taste. If you want to reach the better clientele, you have to advertise in a way that will better reach those that are willing to pay.
 
I just went and have started to stockpile bacon. Yes, that's 150lbs. Would have gotten more if they had it in stock.
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