Proof That Croc Wearers Are Douchebags

C.Berry said:
Hahaha wtf!? My niece tried to get me to wear those I told her loafers ain't my thing!
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Im wearing steel toed loafers as we speak...not Sperry...but I had to swing out to production and Sperry doesn't make a steel toe. I think it comes from my disdain of socks and shoe laces, they're a waste of time.

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UTfball68 said:
Im wearing steel toed loafers as we speak...not Sperry...but I had to swing out to production and Sperry doesn't make a steel toe. I think it comes from my disdain of socks and shoe laces, they're a waste of time.

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Those look so cute on you!
 
UTfball68 said:
I think it comes from my disdain of socks and shoe laces, they're a waste of time.
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Be honest and own the fatboy status.
It aint the socks and alces you hate its the guyt you have to bend around to operate each
 
Ron said:
Be honest and own the fatboy status.
It aint the socks and alces you hate its the guyt you have to bend around to operate each
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Not quite, the Dunlap disease isn't quite that bad yet. Growing up never had my shoes tied, still don't...and stopped wearing socks somewhere around middle school.
 
McCracken said:
uh...thanks?


Yer welcome......ever had gout? I hope you and everyone else never gets it, but if you do and need to stand or walk while you have it, you'll wear a croc or some other slip-on 2 sizes larger than your normal shoe size and still limp like your toe is broke. It hurts bad just putting a sock on a gout foot.
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Gout comes mostly from excessive diet of red meat and alcohol. We're all in serious trouble. :eek:
 
XJsavage said:
Gout comes mostly from excessive diet of red meat and alcohol. We're all in serious trouble. :eek:
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It can be hereditary, my dad has it chronic and been to doctors but he has limped for decades. I have had it once, about a year ago after eating crockpot pork for 3 days in a row. I also drink about every night but not as much as I used too, on any night. High blood pressure and heart/kidney disease can also cause it.
 
I've never had it but my father in law and 2 of his sons get it. I thought beer, pork, and shellfish caused it but that's just what they told me. It has to be partly hereditary because I'd never even heard of it until I married my wife.
 
UTfball68 said:
and stopped wearing socks somewhere around middle school.
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If I didn't wear socks my woman would leave my ass! So would the dogs... And yes I clean my feet not just let water run over em!
 
C.Berry said:
If I didn't wear socks my woman would leave my ass! So would the dogs... And yes I clean my feet not just let water run over em!
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We also work like men.
 
I personally work like a 1860 slave on a plantation... Except I get $$$
 
C.Berry said:
If I didn't wear socks my woman would leave my ass! So would the dogs... And yes I clean my feet not just let water run over em!
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I guess it's just a blessing. I didn't wear socks for athletics either, even in college. And I found in the shop, it's a lot easier to get rid of that hot chip/slag if it's not now embedded in a sock, it's gonna burn anyway.
 
^ that shit does suck! And yeah I didn't mention I'm the plantation owner and the slave...
 
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