obullfish
Carolina Trail Blazers
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2011
- Location
- Candler N.C.
I never win anything! I couldn't win a case of the clap in a cheap whore house with a fist full of $100 bills.
What about your driveshaft?Very rarely. I won a small haul at a SFWDA years ago but it was stuff like shirts, koozies, books, stickers. The biggest thing I won was a small suck down winch ($75 maybe). Ever since then I've not won shit at raffles. We went to that run at the SHOP for the military folks and there wasn't that many folks there IMO. I bought $50 worth of tickets and didn't win anything. Zero. However, some people won multiple times.
Great wife and kid, good job, nice piece of land, in what is probably the free-est civilized nation on earth...I guess I won the life lottery. But otherwise I don't ever win anything.
I won a bag of stuff at that ride at the shop and the guess this tool from Jody and a Glock 17 on a tip board but that's about it my dad on the other hand wins something every time he gets a raffle ticketVery rarely. I won a small haul at a SFWDA years ago but it was stuff like shirts, koozies, books, stickers. The biggest thing I won was a small suck down winch ($75 maybe). Ever since then I've not won shit at raffles. We went to that run at the SHOP for the military folks and there wasn't that many folks there IMO. I bought $50 worth of tickets and didn't win anything. Zero. However, some people won multiple times.
I won that with my superior driving skill. Therefore, I earned it.What about your driveshaft?
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You gotta invite me to yer game once in a while.I've been lucky in casinos. Won $6800 playing only on one hand of Caribbean stud on my honeymoon(I got up from the table after that one hand). Stopped in cherokee right after they opened and played a slot machine for 15 minutes and hit $4500, I left right after. Got dealt 4 kings in a poker game in Atlantic City many years ago and cleaned up close to $10k on that hand with it paying a percentage of the progressive bet jackpot. I've won a big poker tournament in Greensboro 3 years in a row out of 50 or so players and they quit asking me to come. I win my monthly poker game a good bit more than I lose. Other than cards I don't really win much of anything.
So the accountant in me asks, for all of you big winners, how many of you are claiming this on your taxes??? NC is $800ish in winnings needs to be reported.
That's why I never win anything, so i don't have to claim it to the state.So the accountant in me asks, for all of you big winners, how many of you are claiming this on your taxes??? NC is $800ish in winnings needs to be reported.
So the accountant in me asks, for all of you big winners, how many of you are claiming this on your taxes??? NC is $800ish in winnings needs to be reported.

I am too allowed to buy raffle tickets. I only won a winch and a set of tires;-)
That's pretty sweet. Endless possibilities for a truck like that. What'd you turn it into?I won a EpoxyCoat system a few years back for a story I submitted in a contest on GarageJournal.
I won a Frito Lay van in an auction...does that count?
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Sounds like you don't need to win much of anything else!I've been lucky in casinos. Won $6800 playing only on one hand of Caribbean stud on my honeymoon(I got up from the table after that one hand). Stopped in cherokee right after they opened and played a slot machine for 15 minutes and hit $4500, I left right after. Got dealt 4 kings in a poker game in Atlantic City many years ago and cleaned up close to $10k on that hand with it paying a percentage of the progressive bet jackpot. I've won a big poker tournament in Greensboro 3 years in a row out of 50 or so players and they quit asking me to come. I win my monthly poker game a good bit more than I lose. Other than cards I don't really win much of anything.
That's pretty sweet. Endless possibilities for a truck like that. What'd you turn it into?

They brought me a W-2g at Cherokee with my winnings. I got nothing on the cruise we were at sea. I never got anything from the winnings in AC.So the accountant in me asks, for all of you big winners, how many of you are claiming this on your taxes??? NC is $800ish in winnings needs to be reported.
Looks like the fix is in for the shorter folks.If I were to list prizes I've won..it'd take a while to remember. Probably over 10k in prizes at Dixie runs alone. CTB raffles, various other drawings and poker have all been good to me.
Winches..I've won 5.
Sets of tires ....3
Guns...2
Winch ropes,bumpers,rock sliders,lights...
If you don't enter, you can't win.