...Cause she's a brick house.....

[mommucked]

Authorities searching for inmate who walked away from Raleigh work-release job :: WRAL.com

 

[kaiser715]

BMI: 42.7 That's a keeper!

 

[RatLabGuy]

...charges of being a habitual felon, breaking and entering, larceny and wanton injury to personal property.

Wait, you can be charged with just being a felon? That seems like some weird self-perpetuating chicken and egg double jeopardy paradox black hole thing

 

[mommucked]

Wait, you can be charged with just being a felon? That seems like some weird self-perpetuating chicken and egg double jeopardy paradox black hole thing

..the original story said she was 4'6 tall and 177lbs

 

[jeepinmatt]

..the original story said she was 4'6 tall and 177lbs

Damn, she's built about like me!

 

[Ron]

Wait, you can be charged with just being a felon? That seems like some weird self-perpetuating chicken and egg double jeopardy paradox black hole thing

Habitual felon is typically, in my experience with a close family member, code for parole violation

 

[ord.sgt.26NC]

..the original story said she was 4'6 tall and 177lbs

why drive a chevy when when you can drive a Caddy