Let’s play a game

[jeepinmatt]

All she does is squeak and whine.

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

Why won’t this winch work?

 

[Ron]

Had 2 guys in the back and still room for 2 more

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

Rode mine till it broke, so my buddy let me borrow his and I rode it the rest of the weekend.

 

[UTfball68]

@77GreenMachine keeps wrecking everyone else's...why can't I???

 

[Infamous1]

All this brown fluid dribbling out of the rear end is upsetting but not the end of the relationship.

 

[willness33]

She's a hateful whore but I'll keep bloodying my knuckles on her anyways.

 

[BigClay]

She is ugly, she smokes, she has been banged by everything around, and she smells bad, but she is all mine

 

[RatLabGuy]

She performs better on all fours, things get wild when up on two.

 

[ckvoncan]

what did you name her?

 

[ckvoncan]

i got another one

 

[trailhugger]

I'm thinking about getting one in a different color.

 

[benmack1]

Time to trade for a newer model

 

[Eagle]

I got way more money in her than she's worth

 

[DieselToyPullr]

I'd rather beat on Toyota.

 

[jyaks]

Yes, I know what's wrong

 

[BigClay]

You can only call one your “shit box” and not walk away with a black eye

 

[Scooter402]

Back in the mud racing days (from my avatar pic) when I let a buddy race it for the weekend...damn near verbatim what I told him:

Don't be afraid to break her, just slam it home against the floor. Let her scream til you hit the finish.

 

[VortecJeep]

I can always turn her on.

 

[Falko]

I got like, 3 or 4.

 

[92_SquareEye]

She stutters and chokes when I get on her too hard...

 

[BigClay]

I can talk to her for hours and she never interrupts me

 

[Lizooki]

The bigger the better.

 

[Andy J.]

3 more payments and this baby is mine!

 

[No fries]

She is sagging pretty bad in the front and the rear, I can lift em both for under $2K, but I'm gonna ride her hard till she breaks and trade it in for a newer model.

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