Ever had a fire ant bite do this?

Ain’t quite that fancy, but I’ll certainly use a piece of cardboard if I think about it.
I know what I'm getting you for Christmas...


Just don't leave it laying around or the ants will end up on top of it.
 
I'm sure I posted this fire ant story years ago.....
I was surveying a house that sat for years w a lot of stuff/trash/junk etc. in the yard. The lot was tall/grass/weeds and brush in the backyard. It was summer and took my shorts off and put some blue jeans and put my logger boots cause I stepped on nail at a yard like this one before. I worked for a while and I had to crap, so I got some TP and went in the brush/grass in backyard to drop a duce. I grabbed a "grunt stick" and dropped my jeans and crapped and wiped my ass. I reached down to pull pants up and found that was standing on a fire ant nest. in the tall grass ! The ants were all over boots/pants etc. I cussed and pulled my pants up and brushed the sobs off pants and hands while my co-worker laughed. He saw me stumbling and cussing and he new what happened and he ran to the truck and brought some bug spray and that helped my problem. I took a break and I took 2 benadryls with some cold water and we took a few puffs and I was good and we finished job.
 
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If you're counting on Santa Claus, go all out...

Yep got one of those. I remember back before I had a lift, it was always man I wish I had a lift. This would be so easy. Now it’s “I don’t wanna deal with putting it on the lift. Can I just do it on the ground?” :laughing:
 
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