A very ghey thread

So you see my dilemma...she's always been better looking than me, and I've only gotten further out of shape. But the point remains, the good looking chick I'm porking prefers primped nails to grease under the fingernails. That's reason enough for me.

Ya I get it. You're expendable.
 
After I shattered my wrist, I got mani/pedi done a few times (my wife was sick of me looking like Howard Hughes, LOL!), it's VERY nice!!! I think I have gone back one more time for a pedi in the time since my wrist healed up but, I sure wouldn't mind going back! What's not to like about sitting in a massage chair recliner with your feet in a mini jacuzzi and then getting a foot and calf massage? I always feel bad for the girl doing it though, I've got big (size 14) and nasty feet!
 
I don't care what part of me a girl rubs as long as she rubs it :lol:
 
Pedicures are relaxing if done right and it does help to keep your feet in good health. Try to go to a place with more "American" women as they don't trim and nip too far like the Chinese ladies do.

Go for it, you'll be surprised ;)
 
Never done a manicure...that was like a waste of money given working on cars/trucks, in a warehouse or tuning skis/boards all the time my hands were always cut up and ragged. Back when I was playing football, training and then working as a ski instructor I used to get a pedicure about once a month. It actually made being in cleats that were 2 sizes too small (kicker) and then the tight fitting ski boots more comfortable when I had it done. From an unprofessional medical standpoint and having made a bunch of orthotics over the years for people, taking care of your feet with a regular pedicure can actually help alleviate or even completely prevent common foot injuries.
 
Well you may or may not know this but I am a man of action. I took this process to the next step today. I chose the sketchiest nail salon I could find on the other side of town where know body knows who I am. I am sure that, I was the only person speaking english in the entire place. I got by on hand signals and smiles. As for the mountain I did not get to see it. They were in there but in this case the term sweater puppies can be applied all to well in this situation. Overall it was pleasant. My feet feel better and look better. I don't really know if it was worth the coin but it was a good experience.
 
It was worth the coin if you enjoyed it. I went with my wife once, and it was okay. I would maybe consider again it one day.
 
Meh...I'm 6'5" 330lbs...she's 5'4" 120lbs
so technically she is 83% your size and 36% your mass.:flipoff2:
So if a person was to walk in on them it would look like he was dry humpin the bed????Talk about drivin a 6 penny nail w a 10lbs sledge!!!! I can see me gettin one now,showin up w my boots on that smell like 90W and my lumberjack socks on.
 
Well, since you brought it up. I did that once back in the college and it grew back with a vengeance that i didn't know pubes had. So, pretty much have to keep it trimmed or it turns to jumanji down there.
 
Rhinos running wild? Rolling dice and getting a monkey tail? Sounds like a pain in the ass...
 
Do we need to start a new sub forum for manscapers and people with a foot fetish to discuss there perversions.
 
Do we need to start a new sub forum for manscapers and people with a foot fetish to discuss there perversions.
Lets dont and say we did.
 
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