ManglerYJ
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- Joined
- Mar 20, 2005
- Location
- Lexington, NC
So I'm push mowing my front yard going back and forth and every other pass blows clippings in the direction of the road. Motorcyclist slows way down and stops in front of my house to b!tch at me about this. After I stop my mower, remove my ear protection and ear buds (I like to zone out when I mow and listen to some Rise Against - perhaps it pur me in a combative rebellious mood)
"What you are doing is illegal..... hope you know that," he says.
"Mowing my lawn is illegal?", I reply.
"Yeah, you are blowing grass clippings all over the road"
"And...."
"Well it's unsafe." (Says the guy riding a Buell wearing a half helmet, sunglasses, a t-shirt, cut off shorts and flip flops)
"Unsafe for who?"
"It's unsafe to motorcycle riders"
"How so?"
"Well, if we hit our brakes on the grass clippings, we could crash."
"If that's the case, how did you manage to stop to talk to me?"
"You're being a d!ck."
He rides off, I continue mowing. So, that said - I'm not throwing grass clippings beyond the painted line. They may blow there, but I'm not putting them there. Wind is also blowing them OFF the road. Don't get me wrong, I'm not TRYING to put the clippings in the road, I'm just not willing to mow only in one direction with a push mower in 80 degree heat. Had he continued his line of questioning, I'd have asked for the particular statute that I am violating since "Mr Safety" obviously seemed to be up on all his Basic Law Enforcement Training.
So, is there an ACTUAL law that I am violating? If so, I'll stop doing what I'm doing, but if there isn't an actual law, I'll just continue being a d!ck.
"What you are doing is illegal..... hope you know that," he says.
"Mowing my lawn is illegal?", I reply.
"Yeah, you are blowing grass clippings all over the road"
"And...."
"Well it's unsafe." (Says the guy riding a Buell wearing a half helmet, sunglasses, a t-shirt, cut off shorts and flip flops)
"Unsafe for who?"
"It's unsafe to motorcycle riders"
"How so?"
"Well, if we hit our brakes on the grass clippings, we could crash."
"If that's the case, how did you manage to stop to talk to me?"
"You're being a d!ck."
He rides off, I continue mowing. So, that said - I'm not throwing grass clippings beyond the painted line. They may blow there, but I'm not putting them there. Wind is also blowing them OFF the road. Don't get me wrong, I'm not TRYING to put the clippings in the road, I'm just not willing to mow only in one direction with a push mower in 80 degree heat. Had he continued his line of questioning, I'd have asked for the particular statute that I am violating since "Mr Safety" obviously seemed to be up on all his Basic Law Enforcement Training.
So, is there an ACTUAL law that I am violating? If so, I'll stop doing what I'm doing, but if there isn't an actual law, I'll just continue being a d!ck.