Baby Pig?

Bet you wont be bringing a pig home anytime soon. Lol
 
UTfball68 said:
Not sure how it is with your woman, but this is typically how it goes with mine when another animal is introduced:

Me- No, we're not keeping it
Her- Yes we are. Look how cute it is, it needs to be taken care of.
Me- No
Her- It's name is ______, and it's sleeping right here.
Me- No
Her- You're wrong, you just don't know it yet.

So I wouldn't advise even letting her see it. That's how I wound up with a dog I didn't want, two cats (one of which was pregnant...now have 4 more kittens), chickens and I'm sure one day I'll come home to goats, a donkey, a couple penguins and a dolphin in the bath tub.
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This exactly! I talked to the wife about this, don't bring one home unless you want to keep it!
 
haha modified an old joke..........
man.....honey i gots a pet house pig!!
wife.....but where will he sleep?
man.....in the bedroom with us.
wife.....but what about the smell?
man.....he will get used to it just like I did!!!
 
XJfreakHO said:
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Shot her in the head with a 30-06, close range. 5 second period of silence... Then suddenly she is up running and screaming and I shot her again and finished the job. Tough bitch.

When Stephanie got home and heard we shot the pig... She wouldn't talk to me for days other than crying and telling me she hated me. So be very careful... Even though the pig was fucked up, I was the asshole for killing it.
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Well this does make you sound kind of like..,well you know, an a-hole
 
Pigs are the greatest alchemists of all time.

They can turn nasty ass cabbage into bacon.
 
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