Biggest douche-mobile

[Riddle]

anything with Metal Milisha

 

[benmack1]

OK, gotta set up the situation for this one. Saw this yesterday. Martinsville Speedway (Sprint cup race day), tailgating in the fields around the track. This is southern/rural nascar at its finest IMO and then I see this thing.....

This was a late model Dodge Dart, wing on the back, 'Got Boost' decal covering half the back window, with connecticut plates. Maybe just me but it just didn't seem to fit in to the cultural experience we were having.

 

[Mulishajoe]

View attachment 171077 anything with Metal Milisha

Well then I must be king since I have a tat of M/M....

 

[strange1]

LOL, you're just below the Superman tat.

I'm right below you with a tribal, but at least it isn't an arm-band

 

[Buddy Holly]

All hail King DoucheBag. I stole this from a random Facebook page.

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Found a photoshopped one

 

[Buddy Holly]

Stumbled upon this page on Instagram.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Douche-mobile club of America:

^ Believe I've seen this around town

^Teal truck lives in Wake Forest

Tip of the iceberg folks.

 

[RatLabGuy]

I can hear baby jesus crying right now.

 

[BUCKEYE PERFORMANCE INC.]

View attachment 169288 1/2 ton Timmy rocking the ever so popular tow mirror mod. Complete package really, with toolbox mounted light bar and some of them cool headlights. Couldn't say for sure but I thought I could smell a flat biller.

He must have seen this because now the light bar is mounted with the proper style brackets above the windshield and the mirrors are folded down.

Buckeye Performance Inc.
offroad fabrication
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[Subzilla]

I just do not get it....making your truck look like a dog dragging his butt on the ground to get rid of an itch or a dingleberry. I haven't seen many of these in Charlotte/Concord yet. My daughter in Raleigh says she sees them all the time. Just don't get it.....

 

[Joe J.]

Ill just leave this right here...

 

[Andy J.]

Is that at a porn star convention or something?

 

[jeepinmatt]

Boggers and rockwells are completely offset by Lambo doors (No way to get out when its resting on its lid!)

 

[powerstrokin04]

^^

 

[Joe J.]

Is that at a porn star convention or something?

Haha, idk. I just pulled those pics from Google IMG. Its probably Vegas. I saw this monstrosity in an optima battery ad in JP mag and decided I would look it up to share with you guys. Your welcome.

 

[Joe J.]

Boggers and rockwells are completely offset by Lambo doors (No way to get out when its resting on its lid!)

That and the double coilovers on each corner, its like the whole double shock thing from years ago, but way more douchey.

 

[jyaks]

Ill just leave this right here...
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Isn't that a power wheels? judging by the picture in the driveway size doesn't add up

 

[Joe J.]

Isn't that a power wheels? judging by the picture in the driveway size doesn't add up

Here's a few more

 

[EdJonesJeeper]

Tommybuilt smh. He's got a big Instagram following. It's obviously never seen dirt and now has a new and improved JK grill. 25 years ago transformers were cool. Now Micheal Bay and Tommybuilt have milked that Heifer.

 

[XJsavage]

Can someone please explain those wheels to me?

 

[Jeff B]

Can someone please explain those wheels to me?

Gayness.

 

[BrianGreen]

Here's a few more

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What kind of mickey mouse shit is that on his head?

 

[StretchASU]

Pinion brake...must be his DD

 

[Joe J.]

What kind of mickey mouse shit is that on his head?

Dude I got no clue.

 

[cgm147]

What kind of mickey mouse shit is that on his head?

Deadmou5, big following in the electronic music crowd.

 

[EdJonesJeeper]

Duramax found in Canada

German car with an American badge representing a Japanese designed engine....


Congratulations you're retarded in four different countries.