Bro Code (This is Funny)

XJfreakHO

XJfreakHO

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Alright, so I have been talking to this girl for about 2 months, very cute chick, all kinds of crazy.

The last week it has been a big argument constantly, and Thursday shit hit the fan. I told her I was done with the bullshit, and I hopped in the car and headed to the beach with some friends. Last night I get back and ask her to come over, basically to give the "Look, its not working, lets take some time apart and maybe we can be friends" speech. Ended up having people here so held off on the speech.

Today I talk to my room mate and he says she came over and tried to fuck him Friday, came and cooked him dinner and tried Saturday, and today he tells me he likes her and wants to give it a shot.
I literally busted out laughing, asked if this was a joke... He was like No man, when I'm around her I am just happy. (He has only met her 4-5 times, and 2 of those times we were on the way upstairs...)
I gave them my blessing.
Told him he owed me a Steak and a few beers for breaking the bro code.

So... I think I'm gonna walk in and try to join if they ever actually hook up. Lol

Anyone else ever been in this situation? I feel like I should be angrier.`
 
Threesomes are cool! Please film this. :smokin:
 
Sounds like a song.....

"Self Esteem"
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over, I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert

Now I know I'm being used
That's okay, man, 'cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I got no self esteem

We make plans to go out at night
I wait 'til 2 then I turn out the light
This rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well, I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah

Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and looking to score

Now I know I should say "No"
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well, I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah


~ The Offspring
 
Lol, well I'm not really suffering.
This is the same chick last time I told her to leave me alone, showed up with lunch and my mother (They worked together)) and told me "Im not that easy to get rid of, and I don't play by the rules"
I warned the room mate. He's on his own.
 
XJfreakHO said:
Lol, well I'm not really suffering.
This is the same chick last time I told her to leave me alone, showed up with lunch and my mother (They worked together)) and told me "Im not that easy to get rid of, and I don't play by the rules"
I warned the room mate. He's on his own.
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Oh.... you meant THAT song......


"Crazy Bit¢h"
All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fu©kin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
fu©k you so good
Get the video
fu©k you so good

Crazy bit¢h
Crazy bit¢h
Crazy...bit¢h
Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy bit¢h
But you fu©k so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you fu©k me

~Buckcherry
 
She's just doing it to get under your skin. She doesn't care about him and is giving him just enough attention that it makes him feel good. All you can do is warn him and say good luck. If you hear them banging one night consider it game on and bring some random to your place for a one nighter. Of course, you'll need to make sure she's there. Come out naked when it's all over and ask her if she made you cookies.
 
FB, GM.

Going forward, the first sign of drama and she's history. I'm not getting into the crazy/spoiled bitch bullshit again.
 
Back in the younger days I had that one happen to me.
I would guess that he had already hit it over the weekend while you were gone but if you said it was over then she was fair game!
 
Pictures would be funny but I'm not that cruel.
I kind of do feel like he did me a favor, I was having a hard time getting rid of her. He made it really easy.
So if she's around the house so be it. I bet it lasts a week. She's 20, I'm 26 and he's 32. She's not exactly relationship material.
My friends all hated her... If anyone was at URE for the Jamboree this is the blonde I was with haha
 
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RatLabGuy said:
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Yes... But she's a local girl, her dad is a pastor, and her family is well known. She would have to really piss me off for me to be that guy. I do have quite the collection from other girls I care way less about though haha. I need to re up for the garage. I've been lazy.
 
Loganwayne said:
I don't think you've got rid of her... I think now you have an even bigger problem trying to get her to leave you both alone. Dollar says when he gets rid of her she's back after you.
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Its whatever. I just texted her and said if she's gonna be at the house during the week to please check on my dog. Thanks buddy.

No reply... Bitch.

Just walked in the door, she's here. I'm getting way too much amusement from this.
 
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Haha. My room mate (who hates the dog) texted me and said he took the dog out and put my laundry in the dryer for me.
This is working out well.
 
As an old man... You're an idiot, you're not over her, some day you'll look back and laugh or cry because she's your baby's mama.


Oh, your 32 year old room mate is a loser. He should get a real job and support himself.
 
This thread sucks because i can't figure out who hates who, who is banging the chick and why someone doesn't like dogs.
And i don't give a shit really.
Being an old guy has its advantages sometimes.
Carry on.............................................................................
 
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