Bro Code (This is Funny)

GotWood said:
As an old man... You're an idiot, you're not over her, some day you'll look back and laugh or cry because she's your baby's mama.


Oh, your 32 year old room mate is a loser. He should get a real job and support himself.
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Not to mention... 20 & 32? I get it, he's just enjoying some crazy young tail... but this violates the minimum age rule...
"Half your age + 7".
 
RatLabGuy said:
Not to mention... 20 & 32? I get it, he's just enjoying some crazy young tail... but this violates the minimum age rule...
"Half your age + 7".
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Maybe it is just me.....and maybe I'm kind of creepy.....but I'm 35 and if I wasn't married and was just looking to lay some pipe I wouldn't give a crap about their age as long as they were legal. :lol:
 
RatLabGuy said:
Not to mention... 20 & 32? I get it, he's just enjoying some crazy young tail... but this violates the minimum age rule...
"Half your age + 7".
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Rules are meant to be broken, especially when it comes to women.


Now the comment the op made about joining his male roommate in boning said girlfriend? I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I have had a couple girls at once and that was awesome. However I really think when a guy is with a gal, one cock is enough.. any more and you may be secretly a little:gay: in the closet..
 
Jeff B said:
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when it comes to women.


Now the comment the op made about joining his male roommate in boning said girlfriend? I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I have had a couple girls at once and that was awesome. However I really think when a guy is with a gal, one cock is enough.. any more and you may be secretly a little:gay: in the closet..
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I agree, but I think it would be priceless to walk in and freak them out
 
Jeff B said:
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when it comes to women.


Now the comment the op made about joining his male roommate in boning said girlfriend? I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I have had a couple girls at once and that was awesome. However I really think when a guy is with a gal, one cock is enough.. any more and you may be secretly a little:gay: in the closet..
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How else can you form the wobbly H?
 
Give her the old "spit roast" :D

Also...I immediately don't like your roommate. He seems to have extremely poor judgment and by the time this shit is all over with, I'm willing to bet he likes your dog a lot more than this crazy ass skankopotamus.

You might also try the slightly less attractive "closet freak" girls. They're generally much less crazy and easier to get rid of. Maybe she's a few pounds over weight, but still damn cute...possibly a school teacher, so she's at least smart and can hold a good conversation, but she might show you a thing or two in bed!
 
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Croatan_Kid said:
Give her the old "spit roast" :D

Also...I immediately don't like your roommate. He seems to have extremely poor judgment and by the time this shit is all over with, I'm willing to bet he likes your dog a lot more than this crazy ass skankopotamus.

You might also try the slightly less attractive "closet freak" girls. They're generally much less crazy and easier to get rid of. Maybe she's a few pounds over weight, but still damn cute...possibly a school teacher, so she's at least smart and can hold a good conversation, but she might show you a thing or two in bed!
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Lol. Yeah, word got around last night, several of his friends have hit me up today making fun of him.
"Typical Brandon, he probably thinks hes in love" hahaha.
I don't really have a type... Last chick was 5'1, 100 lbs, freaky brunette, we parted ways no issues and actually hooked up for a while after still.
This girl is 5'8, 125 lbs, blonde... Kind of accidentally happened on my Birthday and the next month or so are a blur. Hahha.
If you know me... You know I'm far from the most attractive dude in the world, but I have always been able to pull tail for some reason.
I credit it mostly to being overly confident and having a pretty good reputation around here. Also... I am pretty damn private and don't do relationships.

Chris, I see you lurking @71chevytruckguy hahaha. You met her, what did you think haha?
 
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XJfreakHO said:
Yes... But she's a local girl, her dad is a pastor, and her family is well known. She would have to really piss me off for me to be that guy. I do have quite the collection from other girls I care way less about though haha. I need to re up for the garage. I've been lazy.
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1- you know how to crop faces, right? No one wants to see her face.
2- If the pics are good enough I bet you could get that shit comp'ed. @shawn?
 
Oh and for the record...
Back in high school my brother had dated this girl for a few months. They were not getting along. She came on strong one night. I mean whipped em out, grabbing my junk in public coming on strong.
I pushed her away. Went and saw my bro and told him. He got pissed and called me a dumbass. I was a bit confused he said "Look, obviously she's a ho and going to fuck someone else. At a bare minimum my brother could have gotten a fairly good lay out of it. Now I dont know who is getting lucky at my expense. Dumbass. Lets go get a beer."
 
Ron said:
Oh and for the record...
Back in high school my brother had dated this girl for a few months. They were not getting along. She came on strong one night. I mean whipped em out, grabbing my junk in public coming on strong.
I pushed her away. Went and saw my bro and told him. He got pissed and called me a dumbass. I was a bit confused he said "Look, obviously she's a ho and going to fuck someone else. At a bare minimum my brother could have gotten a fairly good lay out of it. Now I dont know who is getting lucky at my expense. Dumbass. Lets go get a beer."
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That's "Bro Code" right there.
 
Hahaha. I don't have good pictures of this girl. Several others. No worries.
This whole situation took a major turn last night, and is gonna get even funnier. Definitely worthy of a garage thread. I'll pay up in a few days and catch it up haha
 
:popcorn: :D
 
Ron said:
Oh and for the record...
Back in high school my brother had dated this girl for a few months. They were not getting along. She came on strong one night. I mean whipped em out, grabbing my junk in public coming on strong.
I pushed her away. Went and saw my bro and told him. He got pissed and called me a dumbass. I was a bit confused he said "Look, obviously she's a ho and going to fuck someone else. At a bare minimum my brother could have gotten a fairly good lay out of it. Now I dont know who is getting lucky at my expense. Dumbass. Lets go get a beer."
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Ive been in the same situation. Except they didnt date and hung out like 2-3 weeks... Told my brother. He said she just wanted a friend to hang out with... Told me he didn't care... He was wrong. She wanted more... She got more... And then he got mad about it lol

I'll pay for garage soon. The story has taken a crazy turn and has given me the best day ever. Hahaha
 
Don't ever break the bro code... Always leads to problems. I'll never touch a friends Ex.

If you and your roommate ever argue you can always ask him "HMDT?!" Any takers on what that means lol?
 
I really don't have any pics for this chick worth sharing lol... I'll pay for garage. Just busy.
Mostly epic screenshots and lots of new details that make this situation amazing.
Let's just say the whole... Walk in and ask to join situation is off the table because the room mate might like it.
His best friend (gay dude, super cool) is apparently upset about this and started spilling details of their friendship we had suspected but couldn't confirm... Hahaha.
 
Can do that from my phone, I don't have a paypal. Ill PM you.
 
XJfreakHO said:
Can do that from my phone, I don't have a paypal. Ill PM you.
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You don't have to have paypal. Just punch in a CC number. Paypal is just the payment processor, you don't have to have an account with them.
 
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