Carl Edwards

I'll throw this out there. I have a friend who is also a personal trainer. She knew Carl's personal trainer who traveled with him everywhere. This was a few years back and I haven't heard anything about him since. But his trainer was very openly gay. I sure hope he doesn't have the same disease that Tim Richmond had.
 
'hot carl'
'rusty trombone',
'Cleaveland steamer


Who comes up w this stuff???
 
R Q said:
I'll throw this out there. I have a friend who is also a personal trainer. She knew Carl's personal trainer who traveled with him everywhere. This was a few years back and I haven't heard anything about him since. But his trainer was very openly gay. I sure hope he doesn't have the same disease that Tim Richmond had.
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So wait, help me fill in the blanks of your thought process:

Tim Richmond died of AIDS in the '80s, and AIDS was largely spread within the gay community in the '80s, and Carl's personal trainer is gay, and because the trainer is gay he might have AIDS, and because he's Carl's trainer then he might be having sex with Carl, and because he's having sex with Carl then Carl might have AIDS?

What the fuck part of that made sense in your head? :rolleyes:
 
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Fabrik8 said:
So wait, help me fill in the blanks of your thought process:

Tim Richmond died of AIDS in the '80s, and AIDS was largely spread within the gay community in the '80s, and Carl's personal trainer is gay, and because the trainer is gay he might have AIDS, and because he's Carl's trainer then he might be having sex with Carl, and because he's having sex with Carl then Carl might have AIDS?

What the fuck part of that made sense in your head? :rolleyes:
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made sense to me, just like this.
Little boy walks into a whorehouse

He says to the madam; I want the nastiest most diseased crawlin with the crabs doped out nasty she whore that you can find for me to screw!!.

Madam says young man I can do that for you but you 've got to give me a really good reason before I will do that for such a sweet looking young kid as yourself.

He says it's simple really;

I want to screw her and me get that stuff, I'm gon screw my babysitter so she can give it to daddy, daddy can give it to mama, mama can give it to the mailman and he can catch it and die cause he is the son of a bitch that ran over my puppy!!
 
Forgetting all that bullshit above^

I saw that and was wondering if it was true or a prank or something. The article had no details other than he's not racing anymore.
 
I heard after seeing Trump pull it off, he's gonna make a run for president.
 
Paul said:
Kid is gonna be good.
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Does he have some kind of extra-special backstory that makes good press? If so, he can count on getting the special restrictor plate at Daytona and sitting on the pole.

By pole, I mean pole position. Assholes. Not his asshole. I meant you're the asshole.

Dammit. Fuck. Forget what I said.
 
Turn Left
 
shawn said:
Does he have some kind of extra-special backstory that makes good press? If so, he can count on getting the special restrictor plate at Daytona and sitting on the pole.

By pole, I mean pole position. Assholes. Not his asshole. I meant you're the asshole.

Dammit. Fuck. Forget what I said.
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Why you be hating on me? And i am an asshole. Douchebag...
One of these days i'm gonna......
 
Y'all turned a dumbass thread about dumbasses that turn left for a living more dumbasserry, and entertaining.

Well-done.:beer:
 
obullfish said:
If you ain't first you're last.
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Blaze said:
Is Austrailian NASCAR called ASSCAR?
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I think it would be SASCAR, which sounds pretty fabulous if you're into that kinda thing.

On the other hand, Australia has the V8 Supercar series which is one of the best forms of 4 wheel racing out there.
 
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