Cold shower...

Took some bad shit one time, cold shower kept me goin
 
jeepinmatt said:
Every time my wife yawns, I try to stick my finger in her mouth and exclaim "Coulda been a penis!" It annoys the crap out of her, but I find it funny.
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While we are at it...

Did you know the oil on your skin is your first line of defense for your immune system? That it is extremely high in vitamin c and that if you soap your whole body your removing it and hindering your body's natural design...

Wash your pits, feet, balls and ass and only do the rest when you're too grimy for water with normal surface tension to do the job

:popcorn:
 
ckruzer said:
While we are at it...

Did you know the oil on your skin is your first line of defense for your immune system? That it is extremely high in vitamin c and that if you soap your whole body your removing it and hindering your body's natural design...

Wash your pits, feet, balls and ass and only do the rest when you're too grimy for water with normal surface tension to do the job

:popcorn:
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I think you been hanging around downtown Asheville to much. The tree huggers have got to ya.
 
I was in Damascus va a few weeks ago, the whole town was smelling mighty funky. Trail days was going on and there was probablly 2 or 3 thousand hikers, huggers, hippes
 
Every day I spent out west working or hiking or whatever, I never once wore deodorant/antiperspirant of any sort. Low humidity evaporates the sweat so fast you don't even know it's there. And I never even stunk after days with no shower. Some of the folks I worked with might say otherwise, but they can go to hell.
They're the reason I missed Burning man.
 
josh m said:
Gotta question. When people say morning shower, do they take two a day. I only shower before bed. Don't understand folks that don't shower before bed.

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Every morning, and only morning for me, except Saturdays when I know I'm gonna just get grimy doing early yardwork etc.
My head tends to sweat a lot at night and my hair always gets oily overnight, so I shower in the morning so that I'm cleanest heading off to work. Plus, having long, thick hair I really hate going to bed w/ wet/damp hair.
Yes it means the sheets aren't the cleanest... oh well. There's other body fluids on them anyway.
Nothing about my day job gets me especially dirty, just normal sweat. If I do a lot of extra yardwork etc, then yeah, extra shower
Ron said:
And conversely...I cant imagine anyone not taking a shower in the morning before venturing out to the public. Sleep is when your body sheds dead skin cells. And I sweat like a mink in my sleep. The thought that someone sleeps and sheds all night then jumps up and says, lets get dressed and go is just... foreign to me.

Each his own I suppose.
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Bingo.

On a related note - did you know that a mattress is the only item you'll ever own that gains mass over time? Weight of an old mattress can be substantially heavier than new.
and where does that come from? ....
 
StretchASU said:
Shes at least making the right face...every yawn is a blowjob waiting to happen if you are fast enough.
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jeepinmatt said:
Every time my wife yawns, I try to stick my finger in her mouth and exclaim "Coulda been a penis!" It annoys the crap out of her, but I find it funny.
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These two posts have me a good deep belly laugh this morning. Thanks guys [emoji23]

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Everyone talking about sweating to much at night to not take an am shower...yall not have A/C??? Now is not the time for a down comforter on the bed, and flannel sheets!! Get you a good 1500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheet and your done! ...
 
krehel24 said:
Everyone talking about sweating to much at night to not take an am shower...yall not have A/C??? Now is not the time for a down comforter on the bed, and flannel sheets!! Get you a good 1500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheet and your done! ...
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Do you just lay in your bed?
I ain't got time for no gym, I get my aerobic exercise in the bed. Usually it's hip thrust, core and gluten work...occasionally it's bicepbiceps.

:D
 
In the morning I wash to get clean and wake up, in the evening I wash because most of the time I come home covered in grease, hydraulic fluid, dust, dirt and maybe even chicken litter or hog shit so not much way for me to get around it.
 
Ron said:
Do you just lay in your bed?
I ain't got time for no gym, I get my aerobic exercise in the bed. Usually it's hip thrust, core and gluten work...occasionally it's bicepbiceps.

:D
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That type of activity is reserved for the...floor...the kitchen counter....the front porch.....the front yard.....the neighbors kitchen counter.........the movie theater...kids still sleep in the bed, so got leave that just for sleeping right now..
 
Ron said:
Do you just lay in your bed?
I ain't got time for no gym, I get my aerobic exercise in the bed. Usually it's hip thrust, core and gluten work...occasionally it's bicepbiceps.

:D
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Sadly its not much sweat anymore...
 
Ron said:
Do you just lay in your bed?
I ain't got time for no gym, I get my aerobic exercise in the bed. Usually it's hip thrust, core and gluten work...occasionally it's bicepbiceps.

:D
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Is that some new common core physical ed.
30 seconds of elevated heart rate= cardio?
No doubt you break a sweat but when I was in grade school it was like 15 minutes.
 
krehel24 said:
That type of activity is reserved for the...floor...the kitchen counter....the front porch.....the front yard.....the neighbors kitchen counter.........the movie theater...kids still sleep in the bed, so got leave that just for sleeping right now..
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That is nice. "Ok, I'm finished. Oh look kitchen counter. Sammich?"
 
Ron said:
Do you just lay in your bed?
I ain't got time for no gym, I get my aerobic exercise in the bed. Usually it's hip thrust, core and gluten work...occasionally it's bicepbiceps.

:D
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Bingo.
Theres more biological material contaminating the sheets than just swest and dirt.
 
Blaze said:
My wife thinks I always take cold showers. I really just take showers that aren't on the verge of melting my flesh off.
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My wife gets out of the ridiculously hot shower in the morning and then fusses about it being so hot in the bathroom and our bedroom... I don't know why either babe... :confused: :rolleyes:
 
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