Cruising with a Toddler

I'd rather pole dance on a cactus naked than take a toddler on a Rona cruise.

I've been on 2 cruises:

My first
My last

Wife told me I'd hate it. Hell I hate people. I hate lines, I hate rude ass entitled European fucktwits, I hate buffets, I hate crowded pools, I hate cramped rooms, I hate waiting for stupidity. So what does my dumbass decide I want to do?
At least now I know

You couldn't pay be $25k to take a cruise with just my wife... Especially now
 
Wes said:
I don’t even like taking my 4 year old to the grocery store, let alone a cruise. He’s a turd. It would be torture for me.
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Bruh...I'll act a foo with my kids in the grocery store...especially if Harris Teeter has their race car carts out. I'll get the red one and the blue one, put one kid in each and run down the aisle and make my wife catch the carts and call a winner. That's also the story of how/why I had to pay for allegedly knocking over and shattering a wine display.
 
UTfball68 said:
Bruh...I'll act a foo with my kids in the grocery store...especially if Harris Teeter has their race car carts out. I'll get the red one and the blue one, put one kid in each and run down the aisle and make my wife catch the carts and call a winner. That's also the story of how/why I had to pay for allegedly knocking over and shattering a wine display.
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See this is what's wrong with this country.
I couldn't get away with this, because they don't sell wine in the grocery stores. Instead I have to hit a lame fruit stand.
 
UTfball68 said:
Bruh...I'll act a foo with my kids in the grocery store...especially if Harris Teeter has their race car carts out. I'll get the red one and the blue one, put one kid in each and run down the aisle and make my wife catch the carts and call a winner. That's also the story of how/why I had to pay for allegedly knocking over and shattering a wine display.
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That's why you my boo
 
UTfball68 said:
Bruh...I'll act a foo with my kids in the grocery store...especially if Harris Teeter has their race car carts out. I'll get the red one and the blue one, put one kid in each and run down the aisle and make my wife catch the carts and call a winner. That's also the story of how/why I had to pay for allegedly knocking over and shattering a wine display.
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CasterTroy said:
I'd rather pole dance on a cactus naked than take a toddler on a Rona cruise.

I've been on 2 cruises:

My first
My last

Wife told me I'd hate it. Hell I hate people. I hate lines, I hate rude ass entitled European fucktwits, I hate buffets, I hate crowded pools, I hate cramped rooms, I hate waiting for stupidity. So what does my dumbass decide I want to do?
At least now I know

You couldn't pay be $25k to take a cruise with just my wife... Especially now
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I've never been on one for these same reasons!
 
Also I just wanted to say,

I thought this thread was going to be about sat night cruisin' in the rat rod and trying to figure our whether the kiddo goes in the rear bucket or the roof
 
RatLabGuy said:
Also I just wanted to say,

I thought this thread was going to be about sat night cruisin' in the rat rod and trying to figure our whether the kiddo goes in the rear bucket or the roof
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Same. I was thinking back to my youth on Stratford Rd soliciting for boobs and how inappropriate it would be to do so with an anklebiter
 
RatLabGuy said:
Also I just wanted to say,

I thought this thread was going to be about sat night cruisin' in the rat rod and trying to figure our whether the kiddo goes in the rear bucket or the roof
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My girls think it’s awesome when they get to double up and sit in the front seat with a harness on. They’re fascinated by wing windows and no touch screens.
 
UTfball68 said:
My girls think it’s awesome when they get to double up and sit in the front seat with a harness on. They’re fascinated by wing windows and no touch screens.
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My daughter used to think hand crank windows were the most amazing thing ever.
Now she's11 and everything is stupid
 
We took our daughter on a Disney cruise when she was 4 which was 3 years ago. I’ve never been on a cruise. My wife has done 4-5 before. She said the Disney was by far the worst boat she’s ever been on. I hated most of it. My daughter has zero recollection of it.
 
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