Cylinders vs. Throw Pillows

[kaiser715]

Compare the total number of cylinders in your household to the total number of throw pillows. Only running motors count. You can express it as #c/#p.

 

[kaiser715]

Looks like I am at 87/7



edit: forgot the chainsaws
edit2: forgot a generator

 

[CasterTroy]

Looks like I am at 87/7





edit: forgot the chainsaws

Sheesh...I gotta do a spreadsheet. Will edit in the am

 

[77GreenMachine]

35c/16p

 

[LT1JEEP]

600+c /0p

 

[kaiser715]

600+c /0p

I think we can pick out the single folks.

 

[LT1JEEP]

Been marries for 28 years, Wife doesn't like them leaves me more money to buy more jeeps.

 

[jeepinmatt]

I'm at about 50/10, but I'm not 100% sure what distinguishes a throw pillows from a useless regular pillow.

600+c /0p

But how? Even if everything is an 8 cylinder, that's 75 motors.

 

[R Q]

Good lord! Wife loves our motorized toys and sees pillows as function, not form...plus I own a landscape business plus fun recreational vehicles so this could get ugly! I'll take a stab at 30:1 for starts...Will revisit with closer guesstimates...

 

[jeepinmatt]

Good lord! Wife loves our motorized toys and sees pillows as function, not form...plus I own a landscape business plus fun recreational vehicles so this could get ugly! I'll take a stab at 30:1 for starts...Will revisit with closer guesstimates...

Doh, I totally forgot generator, weedeater, blowers, and CHAINSAWS!

 

[mommucked]

40/4

and I did'nt count revolver cylinders.

 

[LT1JEEP]

I have over 500 autos just about all of them ran when I got them. I had around 300 autos before I started to sell anything off of them it was my private junk yard. I have over 50 + jeeps various models and years.

 

[UTfball68]

If you’re in the middle of a pillow fight...every pillow is a throw pillow.

128c:3p

 

[cbjeeper]

40c/24p

 

[shawn]

55/8??

The longer I think about it, the more cylinders I remember. Not so much with pillows.

 

[CasterTroy]

Sheesh...I gotta do a spreadsheet.

I went around and counted the [potential] throw pillow count, IF everything were staged correctly

In my defense...I married a "princess" with a heightened sense of interiors. Much more so than most women I've met. Errbody has different taste in women. I just prefer mine with requiring a bit more maintenance than the run of the mill "trim the ole bush with a chainsaw and pinch your nose before diving in"

 

[Loganwayne]

23c/4p
we have some in the living room that girlfriend got for the new furniture end up in the floor and i live alone so i said i aint having that crap in my bed.

 

[Falko]

If you’re in the middle of a pillow fight...every pillow is a throw pillow.

128c:3p

WTF kinda engineer allows an odd number of throw pillows to exist in their house?

30c/2p

And 0c attributed to lawn mowers, weed eaters, blowers, because you guys that do your own lawn are suckers.

 

[JSJJ388]

32c/0p

 

[jeepin' jen]

?c/0p...not sure I even want to try counting cylinders, I'll leave that to @Mulishajoe

 

[UTfball68]

WTF kinda engineer allows an odd number of throw pillows to exist in their house?

Dem be fightin words...***finance guy. I guess that makes the imbalance worse, but thanks for justifying why my wife will need to buy another useless pillow. That said, we have 2 on the love seat our dog uses...and one long fancy/decorative pillow I'm not allowed to use on our bed that's propped up against the 4 pillows I am allowed to use.

 

[Falko]

***finance guy.

You do an admirable job at hiding that.

And this is an internet penis measuring thread using throw pillows (or lack thereof) as a metric... am I not supposed to talk some friendly sh*t?

 

[RatLabGuy]

Well dang, of our 5 vehicles, the 1 non-running is the only 8cyl, all others are 4 bangers.
Luckily, my wife agrees that throw pillows are dumb, we only have a couple large soft ones on the couch used for naps or sitting on the floor etc
So w/ the genny, mowers + chainsaw that's 20c / 5p

 

[RatLabGuy]

WTF kinda engineer allows an odd number of throw pillows to exist in their house?

We had 4 w/ the big L shaped couch. Then our daughter fell in love w/ a sparkly one w/ sequins you can flip back and forth to change the color, draw designs on etc. Its like an etch-a-sketch pillow lol.

And 0c attributed to lawn mowers, weed eaters, blowers, because you guys that do your own lawn are suckers.

My "free" child labor is doing all the work here. But the equipment still lives here too.

 

[Jody Treadway]

I recounted after learning what a throw pillow actually is

38:12


But one throw pillow does have @McCracken's likeness drawn on it.
I like when the boogeyman looms in the darkness, It calms me