Descriptions of Very Hot Weather

[Infamous1]

hotter than Kate Upton (see Your Welcome post in garage haha)

though this is a creditable phrase i highly doubt it could ever be that hot!!!!

 

[BrianGreen]

Sweatin like a brotha on fathers day in the hood
Sweatin like a brotha in a spelling bee

*I dont use these, but they are pretty funny*

 

[BrianGreen]

Could be hotter though. This was my thermometer when I was in Iraq in 2006.

 

[nctom]

Its so hot all of Obama's 800,000 favorite Illegals moved back home to cool off.

 

[nctom]

. . .a chili-pepper fart with a sunburned asshole

. . .a hooker on nickel night

I snorted tea out of my nose!

 

[ambrs96xj]

Who set the thermostat on hell?

 

[C.Berry]

HERE IS THE WINNER... Disregard the racist slurs!! lol "Hotter than a nigger being chased by an alligator in a watermelon suite" Heard that from family down in LA got few others but they are extreme racist too my family was the plantation type tho!

 

[nctom]

Who set the thermostat on hell?

My ex wife is the closest one to the thermostat!