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Jody Treadway

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Saturday morning, my wife and I were on a relaxing long stroll down the beach with the pups. Fairly early still, no wallets, just spare poop bags since Jasper's a morning poo machine.
After a couple hours, my wife needs to take a leak. There's a private commercial pier about 1/4 mile down the shore.
She walks in and asks where the bathroom is. "Right over there" the clerk replies. "But it'll be $3 to walk on the pier to get to it." Lisa explains we are just out walking the dogs and didn't bring our wallets, there's no other customers and the pier is empty. Can she just use the restroom please?
"You can, but it'll be $3, and that's that" with a bit of a bitchy undertone replies the clerk again.
My wife smiles and tells the clerk to have a nice day albeit in a deceptive passive agressive way.
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Then she pissed in the sand outside of the clerk's office while I was holding the dogs

She is my co-driver, general bad ass and wife to one proud husband.
 
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This was right before the incident.
 
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