douche bag attractant?

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by Jeff B, Dec 31, 2014.

  1. Jeff B

    Jeff B pool boy

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2006
    Location:
    Lincolnton N.C.
    I purchased my 99 cherk the same day I sold k y truck. 20141231_170905.jpg 20141231_171021.jpg 20141231_171014.jpg

    Now thisparks next to me? wtf?
     
  2. mbalbritton

    mbalbritton #@$%!

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2005
    Location:
    Trinity, NC
  3. drkelly

    drkelly Samurai wheeler

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2005
    Location:
    Oak Ridge/Stokesdale, NC
    That dangling chain looks hideous.
     
  4. snappy

    snappy YHDG's adopted son!!! Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2007
    Location:
    high point
    I thought you where talking about the douche parking job in the cherocar with the tweked front bumper until i scrolled down.... Lol
     
    doc and jeepinmatt like this.
  5. Loganwayne

    Loganwayne #BTL

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2013
    Location:
    Clyde, North Carolina
    Are those two different sized tires on the xj
     
    mommucked and WARRIORWELDING like this.
  6. shawn

    shawn running dog lackey of the oppressor class Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2005
    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    It's the ghost of Christmas past!
     
    Jason W., strange1 and catfishblues like this.
  7. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2009
    Location:
    Swamps of Congaree river basin
    The roof on the XJ looks like it melted or something. Somebody parked to close to a fire?
     
  8. shawn

    shawn running dog lackey of the oppressor class Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2005
    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Dinky little tie rods on both of them. Probably both web wheelers.
     
    Jeff B likes this.
  9. snappy

    snappy YHDG's adopted son!!! Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2007
    Location:
    high point
    Is it me or is the drivers tire bigger than the pass?
     
    mommucked and Loganwayne like this.
  10. Jeff B

    Jeff B pool boy

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2006
    Location:
    Lincolnton N.C.

    No,

    I am so badass. I made my jeep bigger on one side than the other.

    I guess it's a camera thing.
     
    jeepinmatt likes this.
  11. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2011
    Location:
    apex n.c.
    Nice parking job, you're almost on the line...........I guess it's hard to park w those mismatched tires up front :flipoff2:
     
  12. Wes

    Wes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2007
    Location:
    Lugoff, SC
    He uses the chain to lasso the folks he's "bounty hunting ". It's a technique all the great ones have mastered this such as he.
     
    jeepinmatt likes this.
  13. Bogleparsons

    Bogleparsons Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2011
    Location:
    Lillington, NC
    they can smell their own kind!
     
    98_tj and jeepinmatt like this.
  14. ord.sgt.26NC

    ord.sgt.26NC Gott mit uns!

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2005
    Location:
    Goldsboro
    I think the 2 different sized tires has the unibody flexed causing the front bumper to look"tweked"...
     
    Jeff B likes this.
  15. ManglerYJ

    ManglerYJ Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2005
    Location:
    Lexington, NC
    [​IMG]

    So this guy is a bounty hunter based on the authorization of the 14th amendment Section 4 - so basically Section 4 of the Fourteenth Amendment prohibited payment of any debt owed to the defunct Confederate States of America and also banned any payment to former slaveholders as compensation for the loss of their human property. Seems like he's a little disconnected from current events or there is apparently NO statute of limitations on these bounties from the late 1800s. Good thing he has those "Ghost of Christmas Past" chains on the front.....
     
    iluv_mud and Jeff B like this.
  16. TheViking

    TheViking Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2014
    Location:
    Chattanooga, Tn
    Hahahaha
     
  17. Jeff B

    Jeff B pool boy

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2006
    Location:
    Lincolnton N.C.
    When I was pulling out, he was getting in his vehicle. Had a Indiana Jones hat on and a sean Connery beard. Dude is living the dream!! Ha ha ha
     
  18. Macdaddy4738

    Macdaddy4738 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2005
    Jeff B likes this.
  19. TheViking

    TheViking Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2014
    Location:
    Chattanooga, Tn
  20. GONOVRIT

    GONOVRIT blue collar brotherhood

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2005
    Location:
    Dallas NC
    I know where that guy lives lol. See that abortion rather often. Can someone give cliff notes on the link? I got bored quick.
     
    WARRIORWELDING likes this.
  21. Macdaddy4738

    Macdaddy4738 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2005
    "I am here to inform you that under USC Title 31, section 3729 there are false claims in this
    Court, and that this PAG holds a position as a Bounty Hunter. I AM HERE to collect the
    Public Debt that has been caused by the Defendants / Plaintiffs. This collection of such
    Public Debt will be issued back to the United States Treasury to bring down the National
    Debt caused by the Defendants / Plaintiffs, or any similar persons, as these Defendants /
    Plaintiffs, in this issue / matter. "

    It has something to do with a federal reserve note? I can't really tell. I suspect the document was written by Rodney–Dale; Class which explains why it is bat shit insane.
     
  22. Wes

    Wes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2007
    Location:
    Lugoff, SC
    In short, "I'm an ass clown who lives in my moms basement. I'm in love with Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris things. I've never actually caught anyone, but I enjoy wearing camouflage with handcuffs and hanging out at the local high school leaning on my kick ass jeep. I'm pretty much the baddest dude I know. I also have a display of samurai swords and a tattoo of an eagle with flames behind it. My mom says I'm pretty cool and I believe her. "

    That's how I read it.
     
  23. frankenyoter

    frankenyoter No Rain, No Rainbow

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2009
    Location:
    DARK CITY

    Well said sir. I do believe that you hit the nail in the head; as it were.
     
    Wes likes this.
  24. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2005
    Location:
    Stanley, NC
    I think y'all are pushing him off the wrong deep end. I'm pretty sure he is more of an anti-government whacko. I'd probably enjoy conversing with him even if I didn't agree with everything he said.
     
    GONOVRIT likes this.
  25. braxton357

    braxton357 Robot

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2005
    Location:
    Morganton
    Another "sovereign citizen" kook I would guess.
     
    Wes likes this.

Share This Page