Frozen turkey water thermodynamics

RatLabGuy

You look like a monkey and smell like one too
Joined
May 18, 2005
Location
Churchville, MD
*[disclaimer: I'm just a dumb neuroscientist that occaisonally plays biomedical engineer, thermodynamics not my thing]

We get the "honor" of hosting T-day. Oh boy. Big family, wife comes home all proud of the deal she got on a 22 lb bird. Frozen of course.
Our fridge isn't big, already packed, no room to thaw it there like I've always done.
So I bust out the new-to-me Lifetime 55 qt Wally World cooler, drop in Thomas the Turkey, add about the same amount of water, drop in a remote thermometer in the water and move on.
From what I understand you want the water to be ~40-45, about the same as a fridge. Enough to unfreeze it but minimize decay/growth. Now being the nerd I am, I measure the water temp (from the spigot, from well) to be ~63 deg F. Simple math to me says when mixed with equal amount of ice (lets just say 31 deg) the mean temp should come out to around 47. Close enough.

Afte a couple hours I check the water temp. Holy cow, 35 degrees. WTF? This thing will never thaw at that rate. Ice still icey etc. So I add a lot more water, almost filling the cooler. Thomas be floatin'.
Now its still sitting at 38. Hopefully enough.

This got me thinking about the thermodynamics of what is going on. You (I) have a 22 lb mass that starts out at something like, I dunno, 28 deg from a deep freezer. Added to water that is, say 47 degrees. Assuming a sealed system, that means the giant two-legged iceball is cooling down the water to the point of being just barely over freezing (maybe 37-38). So measuring from the water, you'll only see the temp go down as it all reaches equilibrium.
But its more complicated bc water and turkey have different specific heats. Some injuneer here who isn't as lazy as me could probably tell us how the balance out and what the math is. There is also the slow loss from the cooler ineeficiency, but that is pretty minimal bc (1) its a fairly decent cooler and (2) the temp outside is only 45 so there's no real driving force there.

I don't think there is any real point to this post now that I think of it, other than to say... is this normal? lol. When people do this in the sink they are always adding more ice, but thats bc its in open air and it is heated by the room. I think this is the opposite..? I need to occasionally add less-cold water?Otherwise it will take an eternity to thaw in the middle.

And if this isn't enough wasted time reading, expect posts later on brining fiascos.
 
Last edited:
Got my frozen 18lb bird today and I put it in a cooler on the back deck w about 2 lbs, of ice. I'll check/turn the bird and drain the water out of the cooler and add more ice for 2/3 days till its thawed. Then I'll brine it for 24hrs or so. Then take it out and wash brine off and hold in the fridge till its time to smoke it!
 
I know you aren’t supposed to or whatever - but we thaw ours on the counter - no water.

My thinking is I’m going to cook it to safe temp afterwards it’ll kill off whatever bacteria necessary.

In 12 years of hosting Thanksgiving no one has got sick yet.

(Wait did I just Fuller a Thanksgiving thread)
 
Put it in the fridge for 5-6 days, then brine.

I bet core temp was closer to 0f-5f... Same for the ice. Our freezer is set a lot lower than 28f.
 
Put it in the fridge for 5-6 days, then brine.

I bet core temp was closer to 0f-5f... Same for the ice. Our freezer is set a lot lower than 28f.
Yeah I think that’s the critical component here. Most freezers are closer to zero than 32. Ours defaults to zero degrees F.
 
Last edited:
Put it in the fridge for 5-6 days, then brine.
This would be great advice if it were actually related to my situation :flipoff2:
 
If you had just added the frozen bird to the water, the frozen Turkey would have cooled the water to the target point without adding any ice.
Yes that's evident to me now.
Last night I drained most of the really cold water and replaced w spigot water a few times and now it's resting at 42.
 
Yeah I think that’s the critical component here. Most freezers are closer to zero than 32. Ours defaults to zero degrees F.
My bet as well. Based on what I'm seeing with the temps per volumes and such it must have been a lot less.
 
Wife got her turkey from work last week and was worried about it in the truck in her cold stuff bag. It was in the 60's I believe. I reminded her thawing in the fridge would be around 45 or 50 deg that there was no way it would thaw in her truck on a 60 deg day. It would only be there a few hours. She heated it Yesterday and man that leg was good for diner last night.
 
Wife got her turkey from work last week and was worried about it in the truck in her cold stuff bag. It was in the 60's I believe. I reminded her thawing in the fridge would be around 45 or 50 deg that there was no way it would thaw in her truck on a 60 deg day. It would only be there a few hours. She heated it Yesterday and man that leg was good for diner last night.
Coolerphobia is real. My wife has it too. We go on a 2hr trip to the mountains and she wants to use "stuff in the cooler" as an excuse to not stop somewhere interesting. I'm like dude, its only 2hrs, we don't even need the cooler. I've gone camping for 3 days with unrefrigerated stuff, and it was just fine :D
 
Coolerphobia is real. My wife has it too. We go on a 2hr trip to the mountains and she wants to use "stuff in the cooler" as an excuse to not stop somewhere interesting. I'm like dude, its only 2hrs, we don't even need the cooler. I've gone camping for 3 days with unrefrigerated stuff, and it was just fine :D
Agree….worst case is a couple days of the shitz, lose a few pounds and clean the colon good. Not end of the world….well usually not.
 
How about the wrapping the turkey is in that should add some sort of r-value that makes it more difficult to defrost. Some people will even place it in another bag before defrosting which will add more insulation that will hender the heat transfer process.
 
Last edited:
For those who care, which is nobody
Several times it got down to about 36, I drained about 1/3rd the water, refilled w/ hosewater. got up to ~42. Then it crept back down.
Today its been pretty stable, I suspect its approaching equilibrium.
 
Typical freezers are usually around -10f to 0F. Your fridge is usually like 36-40F. As long as you keep the turkey on ice, it will still thaw just from the ice melting in the cooler. I aint no big city thermodynamicalogist, but i wouldnt worry about trying to keep the temp around 42-46F.
 
Kind of on the same subject of Thanksgiving Turkeys and geeking out…



And if you’re curious, the local nuke plant on the south end of Lake Norman could do about 5.8 million turkeys in one day.
 
All this and people rocking the food stamps just grab the 3$ a pound fresh non frozen birds……
To add more random info to this thread...
The USDA requires poultry to be stored above 26deg to be called fresh. And there is no limit on time.

26deg is frozen in my book, esp when you hold it for months like most turkeys are.
 
Kind of on the same subject of Thanksgiving Turkeys and geeking out…



And if you’re curious, the local nuke plant on the south end of Lake Norman could do about 5.8 million turkeys in one day.

Who else was disappointed that they just calculated energy use of an oven, instead of shoving turkeys into the reactor itself?
 
Kind of on the same subject of Thanksgiving Turkeys and geeking out…



And if you’re curious, the local nuke plant on the south end of Lake Norman could do about 5.8 million turkeys in one day.
Lame!
I was hoping to see an explanation of how many turkeys you could cook directly from the radiation of the tower, not the boring old converted A/C power.
 
Back
Top