Oh man do I have a story for this...
So I was on the hunt for a new barber. The one I used to go to is now an hour away from my house, which I did not want to make the drive to. Found a place on-line, decent reviews, looked nice. Well I set off to find the place and it's no where to be found. Address listed is a bar. Call without any success. Back to the google machine and I find another place near by. Drive there and it's in a pretty shady strip mall. Ok, what ever, I have to get my hair cut today. I have an interview later in the day. I park and a truck pulls in beside me. Out pops a midget. Not an everyday sight. I walk into the barber shop and it's a black barber without any other white customers in the place. Well, can't back out now. A few minutes goes by and another white customer comes in and makes me a bit more comfortable about getting my hair cut there. Well behind that guy walks in the midget. The only barber in the place calls out to him, "Hey, you want to get that guy (pointing towards me)." I'm thinking to myself WTF?!? That's when I notice the platform around one of the chairs. This guy is a legit barber. Well I sit and he starts. Let me tell you, holy uncomfortable. Dude is breathing down my neck the entire time hes cutting my hair and I have to hold my head to the back and sides so he can reach. It was the, hands down, most uncomfortable hair cut I have ever had. To top it off, my hair was completely lopsided and there were parts that went untouched... Good times....
TL;DR Got my hair cut by a midget and came out lopsided.