HELP! Big problem!

Well I called animal control and they told me just to let the poor skunk loose there was nothing they could do about it so I decided to take it into my own hands. After all the research and the good advice from ya'll I decided to just shoot him and get it over with. He paced back and forth in the cage constantly till around 2pm when he decided to take him a little nap. That was his second mistake( first was getting into my cage) cause I just walked up to the cage put the barrel behind his head and you know. Luckily after about three hours he still hadn't sprayed so I decided I'd empty him out into a heavy duty trash bag and double bag him per Chip's advice. Well after gagging two good times I finally let loose and wasted the beer I'd just drank and part of lunch if you know what I mean. I guess when I moved him his stuff leaked out of him somehow so now the whole place stinks around here. After bagging him twice I thought it wouldnot stink anymore. Man was I wrong. It's like he's not even in a bag. I didn't feel like digging a hole and didn't need to drive so I did what any good Burke County boy would do. I put him in the garbage can to be picked up in the morning. I bet that will make the garbage man's morning.

Even now four hours later when I burp or cough I can taste skunk and it's nasty. I'll be glad when the trash man comes in the morning.

Well that's the end of my skunk story so until next time......
 
Check this out:

On Burke County's Animal Control website:
Note: The Animal Control Division does not handle wildlife calls (i.e. skunks, deer, raccoon, etc.) unless a person or domesticated animal has been bitten by the wild animal. To report a problem with a wild animal, please contact North Carolina Wildlife at 1-(800)-662-7137.

So...what the hell is animal control for? Just dogs/cats?
 
russ0943 said:
Check this out:

On Burke County's Animal Control website:
Note: The Animal Control Division does not handle wildlife calls (i.e. skunks, deer, raccoon, etc.) unless a person or domesticated animal has been bitten by the wild animal. To report a problem with a wild animal, please contact North Carolina Wildlife at 1-(800)-662-7137.

So...what the hell is animal control for? Just dogs/cats?
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Most the time they can't even catch a cat or dog. I kinda chuckled when they told me to let it loose.
Reid said:
lol'ing. again.
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I'm glad someone can laugh about this. It stinks so bad in this room I cant hardly stand it.
 
russ0943 said:
Check this out:

On Burke County's Animal Control website:
Note: The Animal Control Division does not handle wildlife calls (i.e. skunks, deer, raccoon, etc.) unless a person or domesticated animal has been bitten by the wild animal. To report a problem with a wild animal, please contact North Carolina Wildlife at 1-(800)-662-7137.

So...what the hell is animal control for? Just dogs/cats?
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But when it is a dog, they do a good job. My parents live not far from LockedUp5, and a couple years ago, a dog tried to attack Dad while he was tilling the garden. he had to keep the tiller between him and the dog all the way back to the house. Then the dog stayed. He thought about shooting it, but decided to let animal control have at it first. He called and told them a dog was holding him hostage in his own house! When animal control arrived, the dog evidently recognized the truck, because he attacked one of the tires. Animal control shot it.
 
We have a club ride this coming weekend.... from the sound of things... maybe you should be the tail-gunner????? :lol:
 
I vote animal control. No slow dehydrated or poisoned death.

I'm always willing to help out, but by the time you pay my travel, expenses, various taxes and surcharges and one round from your caliber of choice you could have grabbed some hotdogs and beer and watched animal control take care of it for alot less!

Either way you chose I think we need a video posted...
 
Granny said:
We have a club ride this coming weekend.... from the sound of things... maybe you should be the tail-gunner????? :lol:
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I'm going to ride right in front of you this weekend Don. Unless Darlene is with you. I wouldn't do that to her.
frankenyoter said:
I vote animal control. No slow dehydrated or poisoned death.
I'm always willing to help out, but by the time you pay my travel, expenses, various taxes and surcharges and one round from your caliber of choice you could have grabbed some hotdogs and beer and watched animal control take care of it for alot less!
Either way you chose I think we need a video posted...
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I took care of it yesterday. Animal control wouldn't take it. I did poison it though. With lead.:lol:
 
Darlene's going to the beach this weekend... I guess I'll just have to put up with your "sweet aroma"! :lol:

I'd be careful commenting about the "poison"... you never know these days... "kill a rat - go to jail." :shaking:
 
I'm so sorry it worked out the way it did, but :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, if it makes you feel better... this is probably one of the most entertaining threads in a while.
 
I had to resist putting a :beer: "FREE BEER" :beer: sign on top of you trash can this morning coming home from work. That was the only way I could imagine getting the driver out of the truck to check out your "surprise" :flipoff2: I would have had to hang around and video the results
 
f i s h said:
I had to resist putting a :beer: "FREE BEER" :beer: sign on top of you trash can this morning coming home from work. That was the only way I could imagine getting the driver out of the truck to check out your "surprise" :flipoff2: I would have had to hang around and video the results
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I honestly don't think he had to get out of his truck to figure out what was in the can. Next one I catch I'm going to set cage and all under your jeep if it's out at your grandma's at the time. So be careful when and where you park it.::flipoff2:
 
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