House Bill 692

Well here in NC/SC is the Carolina Squat, In TN, its the Tennessee Tilt, but I believe in VA, I believe its referred to the Virginia Vagina.
It hasn't made its way over the mountain yet.You'll see a few around that's tryin to run w the cool kids but nothing as extreme as what I've saw in the Carolinas. We were in Raleigh a couple of weeks ago and that shit is like the plauge over there.
 
We see quite a few come through where I work for powder coating services. These cats will pull up in a squatted truck and hand us a whole box of brand new lift kit parts (some of them worth thousands of dollars) to blast and powder coat some funky fruity color. Neon green, purple sparkle, pink, you name it. They'll usually pay up front whatever our rates are and wait patiently until it's done. When they come pick their stuff up they'll take half a dozen pictures and post em on IG raving to all their buddies about how "dope" it looks and then a week later more show back up with a few more boxes.
15 mins of fame is hella expensive.Never understood why people need/want/have to have the approval of mostly random/unknown folks on the inners net.
 
Yeah, same here. But apparently its not just a truck/SUV thing...its a lifestyle... Seems like they all wear PFG/Columbia truckers hats that sit just barely on top of their head and they all have their instagram name or last name in a cursive glitter sticker on the back window.
You would'nt understand.:rolleyes:
 
It hasn't made its way over the mountain yet.You'll see a few around that's tryin to run w the cool kids but nothing as extreme as what I've saw in the Carolinas. We were in Raleigh a couple of weeks ago and that shit is like the plauge over there.

Raleigh itself is a plague...the whole reason they're screwing up Hwy 70 to make it Interstate 42 is so the crowd from Raleigh can get to the beach faster, where they can't keep any fish, because, ironically, the crowd from Raleigh voted on all the fisheries stuff. Smart though, by making it an Interstate, the Fed pays for it!
 
Have you guys read the latest? 6” elevated or lowered beyond factory.
Then there is the 4” from front to rear fender for the squat fucks.
Maybe the saving grace for the real off-roaders is the end of the first line:

G.S. 20-135.4 defines a private passenger automobile as a four-wheeled motor vehicle designed for carrying passengers on public roads and highways and excepts certain vehicles constructed on a truck chassis or with features for occasional off-road use.

 
Have you guys read the latest? 6” elevated or lowered beyond factory.
Then there is the 4” from front to rear fender for the squat fucks.
Maybe the saving grace for the real off-roaders is the end of the first line:

G.S. 20-135.4 defines a private passenger automobile as a four-wheeled motor vehicle designed for carrying passengers on public roads and highways and excepts certain vehicles constructed on a truck chassis or with features for occasional off-road use.

Not a good thing IMO, a large portion of the problem vehicles are trucks and SUVs.

The 4" un-level requirement is really all you need.
 
The 4" un-level requirement is really all you need.
And as we've discussed, is really not needed because the problem is headlights, driver visibility, and sketchy steering, which are already covered under current laws. I personally don't care how stupid your truck looks as long as your stupid looking truck isn't a rolling danger noodle.
 
And as we've discussed, is really not needed because the problem is headlights, driver visibility, and sketchy steering, which are already covered under current laws. I personally don't care how stupid your truck looks as long as your stupid looking truck isn't a rolling danger noodle.

"Rolling Danger Noodle" - dibs on the band name...
 
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