i hate facebook and girls

lol....we wouldn't stand for that in Caldwell County
 
Then ask her if they "gay guy" can do it like that.

It will be a good chance you will not like the answer


Facebook is a teeny bopper site anyway. Time to grow out of your teens. :flipoff2:
PurpleTJchick is nearby if you are lonesome. ;)
Sorry Lauren, couldn't resist! :lol:

Hey, I am close... but the only thing I can offer is some lotion... Or eaither a wheeling spot to take out some anger...
 
I am going to throw out that there is a pretty decent chance that her "gay friend" has been stretching her out for longer than facebook mentions. Just my $.02.

Facebook is a waste and the only time I ever get on there is when I get e-mail notifications about a message or something. I am not sure why regular e-mail doesn't work anymore. And as for the clearing up a lot of questions, I am only 22 and still prefer the "old school" method. I don't claim to be good at it but it is definitely more fun and entertaining than looking up her profile to find out that she has a bf and then wacking to a pic of her dressed like a fairy whore on halloween.
 
I am going to throw out that there is a pretty decent chance that her "gay friend" has been stretching her out for longer than facebook mentions. Just my $.02.

Facebook is a waste and the only time I ever get on there is when I get e-mail notifications about a message or something. I am not sure why regular e-mail doesn't work anymore. And as for the clearing up a lot of questions, I am only 22 and still prefer the "old school" method. I don't claim to be good at it but it is definitely more fun and entertaining than looking up her profile to find out that she has a bf and then wacking to a pic of her dressed like a fairy whore on halloween.

x1million...
 
I don't claim to be good at it but it is definitely more fun and entertaining than looking up her profile to find out that she has a bf and then wacking to a pic of her dressed like a fairy whore on halloween.


:lol: Yea it is kinda ridiculous what some chicks post on there facebook page because they think its a more "private" site, allthou I do think its waaay better than myspace, myspace is just a big Spam/annoying thing now and nobody has anything on there profiles except for alot of random pics and animations and videos and songs that make your computer shat itself trying load it all :shaking:
 
well thanks for the input, kinda helped clear things up. i think i'm going to just gonna go get laid and that'll prolly help everything return back to normal.
 
your hand, her hair, your schlong, her butt. end.

I agree this is the best policy.
Except that you will feel MUCH better if you video it and post it for us.
In the Garage, of course (for Lauren's concerns)
 
I don't think I'd be comfortable watching a guy I have the potential of meeting at some point getting it on with his ex girlfriend . . . . . :shaking:[/QUOTE

would you rather watch some one you have the potential of meeting at some point get it on with your girlfriend? shoot me an email :flipoff2:



Lol...sorry, couldnt resist, it was too easy!
 
:lol: Yea it is kinda ridiculous what some chicks post on there facebook page because they think its a more "private" site, allthou I do think its waaay better than myspace, myspace is just a big Spam/annoying thing now and nobody has anything on there profiles except for alot of random pics and animations and videos and songs that make your computer shat itself trying load it all :shaking:

I think myspace might have better privacy settings though. I am sure that facebook has inproved over the years but it is still lacking in that area. It isn't too hard to bypass a lot of their settings I don't think. I can't do it but I don't give enough sh!t to try it.

well thanks for the input, kinda helped clear things up. i think i'm going to just gonna go get laid and that'll prolly help everything return back to normal.

There is getting back on the horse. You should feel blessed that you can. Christopher Reeves couldn't.

I don't think I'd be comfortable watching a guy I have the potential of meeting at some point getting it on with his ex girlfriend . . . . . :shaking:

I don't see why it matters that you could meet him. Pron is pron.

I agree this is the best policy.
Except that you will feel MUCH better if you video it and post it for us.
In the Garage, of course (for Lauren's concerns)

Don't forget to post up the pics of your ex until that time comes. You should take the recovery in baby steps and we are here to help you through it. Pics of ex in positions that would make her mother weep is Step 1. Video of new girl is Step 2. Sending her the link to the pics and a copy of the vid is Step 3. Then laugh in your success.
 
like they say, the best way to get over a girl is to get under one.
 
no vids, sorry, don't do that....the last time i did it got out to the wrong people....not cool
 
OK..I just picked up on this thread and this is what I have learned.
Dude looses facebook lover to gay guy that stretches her more. EDude looks for encouragement and advice from other Edudes, on how best to deal with this problem.
Other Edudes are only looking for videos and lotion. One dude hates da ho's and always hollers...stick the butt. One guys tries to get everyone involved, to go to church.
Some offer good advice,but most are still looking for videos and lotion.I think someone even mentioned, masterbating for 2 weeks, but Edude 1 comes up with his own
stradegy, and does the friend.
Am I reading this right?lol:confused:




















































































Video?:popcorn:
 
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