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RatLabGuy

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mbalbritton said:
But why? What for?

That’s what always run through my head at stupid records like these.
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Some people must just enjoy having a massive case of constipation.
 
mbalbritton said:
But why? What for?

That’s what always run through my head at stupid records like these.
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This would do it for me:

A top competitive eater can easily earn $500,000 per year from prize money and sponsorships.
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That's from a different article I was reading...but I'd be a dog shit eating champion for a half mil/yr.
 
UTfball68 said:
This would do it for me:



That's from a different article I was reading...but I'd be a dog shit eating champion for a half mil/yr.
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And that brings me to the next question. WTF Kind of society are we living in that people would pay $500k just to watch someone eat fucking hotdogs?

This is why I’d be on the first Mars settlement space ship. Dumb shit like that, the Kardashians and Real House wives.

We’re screwed.
 
mbalbritton said:
And that brings me to the next question. WTF Kind of society are we living in that people would pay $500k just to watch someone eat fucking hotdogs?

This is why I’d be on the first Mars settlement space ship. Dumb shit like that, the Kardashians and Real House wives.

We’re screwed.
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Figure you average $10k/win, that's only one competition/sponsorship check a week. And it's more than just hot dogs, there's damn near a category for everything edible. People are innately amazed by things they can't do.
 
mbalbritton said:
And that brings me to the next question. WTF Kind of society are we living in that people would pay $500k just to watch someone eat fucking hotdogs?

This is why I’d be on the first Mars settlement space ship. Dumb shit like that, the Kardashians and Real House wives.

We’re screwed.
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He's basically an entertainer. You could say the same thing about a guy playing golf or tennis, or these professional "YouTubers".
Aparently our society has a pretty high value on entertainment. Moreso than, I don't know, educators or EMS. Blech.
 
mbalbritton said:
But why? What for?

That’s what always run through my head at stupid records like these.
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Travis Pastrana to attempt Evel Knievel jumps on Las Vegas Strip on Sunday

10yo me thinks "Oh Cool, motorcycles jumping over cars and buses ! "

50yo me wonders "Why ? It's been done, and not well...."

How often has a sequel or remake been better than the original ?

Will Travis get his own line of crank up toys so kids can recreate these events ? ( ok, bluetooth controlled, cranking anything is so 1977 )
 
My understanding is that these competitors usually eat nothing but yogurt for the next few days. I guess they're trying to help the bacteria in the gut process that amount of hell.
 
McCracken said:
My understanding is that these competitors usually eat nothing but yogurt for the next few days. I guess they're trying to help the bacteria in the gut process that amount of hell.
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Is he married?
I mean - could you imagine sharing a bed, or a bathroom, or even an enclosed car cabin, with this guy?
But hey there's this line of thought
UTfball68 said:
...but I'd be a dog shit eating champion for a half mil/yr.
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similarly I'm sure there's a woman willing to be a dog shit smeller for a half mil/year sugar daddy
 
mbalbritton said:
And that brings me to the next question. WTF Kind of society are we living in that people would pay $500k just to watch someone eat fucking hotdogs?

This is why I’d be on the first Mars settlement space ship. Dumb shit like that, the Kardashians and Real House wives.

We’re screwed.
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make sure you are on the committe to form Mars' religion.


yes, its a real thing. scientist have decided there wont be anything keeping the colonists moral compass pointed in the right direction without the confines of a religion. so one is being formulated for the first settlers to pass on to their offspring.

think M. Night Shayamalanamanaman's The Village.
 
Atla said:
I'll give you $50 if you come eat all the Mastiff turds in my backyard. It's like a minefield out there.
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My wife wants one of those dog shit septic tanks at our new place. I'll be interested to see how that works out.
 
Reid said:
make sure you are on the committe to form Mars' religion.


yes, its a real thing. scientist have decided there wont be anything keeping the colonists moral compass pointed in the right direction without the confines of a religion. so one is being formulated for the first settlers to pass on to their offspring.

think M. Night Shayamalanamanaman's The Village.
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No religious persecution? What an idea!!!
 
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