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[UTfball68]

This is why I tell my wife that we should have 12 kids. Then she rolls her eyes at me.

My girl just keeps telling me she's only interested in 'practicing' at this point in time, because she's not ready for a kid. I always wanted alot of kids, but now that I'm staring down the barrel...I'm not so sure I want to be a 60 year old with a high schooler, not to mention the older you have kids the higher the risks to the baby of something being wrong. So if we're relegated to 4-5 year window, how many babies can she pop out...and will we be ready for more than one or two on a personal or financial level. Becoming an adult sucks.

 

[Infamous1]

In 5 more years she'll probly be driving your buggy..............better than dad does

she loves sitting in it while im working in the shop, so i flip the master when i pull it in, one nite last week i had it nosed up against my mustang and was sweeping i hear a buzzing, (fuel pump) then the fans came on, i almost broke my neck diving into passenger side to hit the master, she said calm down i put it in reverse before i turned it on(she had!!) at 5 she has my very worried!!

scared to death!!!!!

 

[ambrs96xj]

My daughter is 3 and I don't have a cabinet she can't get to or she will hide in the lower cabinets until I walk into the kitchen and try to pop out and scare me. Ocassionally she actually does. She doesn't forget anything. She wanted to go see the fish at Bass Pro Monday I told her she would have to wait until Friday, first thing this morning "Mommy are we going to Bass Pro today?". I had forgot all about it. She is too funny and so smart.

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[ambrs96xj]

[quote="UTfball68, post: 1126675, member: 7416"I'm not so sure I want to be a 60 year old with a high schooler,[/quote]

I will be 36 when my daughter turns 18.....this always makes me realize how young I really was when I had her.

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[Infamous1]

oh god!!! ambersxj post just bothered me!!! when i was 5 or 6 my mom worked third shift and would come home from work and take us to school, then come home and shower and sleep, i used to like to hide in different places and jump out and scare her when i would hear her moving around, well one morning i hid in her closet and jumped out screaming when she opened the door!! she was so naked, ever been whipped by a naked scared so bad she was crying mother??? so naked so naked.........it really scarred me

scared to death!!!!!

 

[ambrs96xj]

oh god!!! ambersxj post just bothered me!!! when i was 5 or 6 my mom worked third shift and would come home from work and take us to school, then come home and shower and sleep, i used to like to hide in different places and jump out and scare her when i would hear her moving around, well one morning i hid in her closet and jumped out screaming when she opened the door!! she was so naked, ever been whipped by a naked scared so bad she was crying mother??? so naked so naked.........it really scarred me

scared to death!!!!!

haha scarred for life

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[mommucked]

When my mom was mad at me, like alot of mothers I imagine, she would loudly call me by my first and middle name. I was bad alot so more often than not that's what she called me for many years. My young friends picked it up and would tease me saying it over and over and " you better git home Randall D " or " your ass is grass R D ". When she was really pissed or wanted to make me stop being silly or misbehaving, she would threaten to tell my father, and that would make me behave quick! Being the oldest I was frequently diciplined infront of my younger siblings who learned quickly not to do stuff to make dad mad........................... or to blame it on me!!