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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.


Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.


The rest of the world is in shock.


Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.


Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.


Latin American countries are sending clothing.


New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.


The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.


Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.


President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.
 
jeepinmatt said:
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.


Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.


The rest of the world is in shock.


Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.


Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.


Latin American countries are sending clothing.


New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.


The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.


Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.


President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.
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Except for the earthquake and returning Muslims, its already happening
 
Most importantly...

where do ya bury the survivors?!
 
Blaze said:
Psh, you guys sound like architects, only worrying about aesthetics. :lol:
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Psh, architects worry about the clothes, engineers wanna see whats underneath!
 
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.


Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"


So, he brings him to the United States and teaches him the great game of football. The Chicago Bears have a perfect season and go on to win the Super Bowl.


The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.


"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"


"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans. I am making tons of money."



"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. We are afraid to leave our house. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"



The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!
 
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