killing bamboo

Awesome story with the cat. I gave my wife a dead cat for her birthday a few years back. Her parents and mine were over for dinner and I spotted said cat in the backyard. No clue who's it was but that dang thing never jumped on our cars again. Wife was happy too!

As for bamboo, I like the panda idea.
 
Tacoma747 said:
I gave my wife a dead cat for her birthday a few years back. Her parents and mine were over for dinner and I spotted said cat in the backyard. No clue who's it was but that dang thing never jumped on our cars again. Wife was happy too!
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This wins the internet for today.
 
YotaOnRocks said:
No chance of a friendly relationship between us.

I shot the pricks cat 7 years ago. And before anybody screams I'm the prick I asked him repeatedly to keep his cat out of my yard because it was clawing at our golf cart seats. He said "thats not my cat. Fluffy stays in the yard". So next time I had a clear shot I put a .40 hydro shock in that sucker. Well all the sudden it was his cat and I was the devil. Sheriff's told him to pound sand after I showed them the damage from cat and they determined I shot it in a safe manner.
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Know what the last thing to go thru that cats mind was??? His ass.

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Loganwayne said:
Commercial grade tree killer not roundup stuff. Mix it 1to1 or don't mix it at all spray it on everything you see and repeat until it no longer shows up. Took me almost a year to kill it all
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Where can I pick something like this up at? I knocked a bunch of new ones down today with spade shovel and poured round up concentrate on it. But I want the good stuff.
 
Deal with prick, then the infestation. I would have to try and get or force him to deal with this act of willful neglect.
 
Tacoma747 said:
I like the panda idea.
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so this panda walks in to a whore house... asks the madam for her finest whore....

after he is done, he gets up to walk out... the whore stops him and says "i need to get paid"

with a puzzled look on his face, the whore grabs a dictionary, flips to the W section and reads... "whore, a woman that gets paid for sex..."


the panda snatches the dictionary from her hand, and flips to the P section...

Panda: a bear that eats bush and leaves.......
 
5/6 years ago the power comp had a crew of Mexican come thru w machetes and they would cut a notch in the trees and then spray some kind of killer in the notch.That shit killed trees that were 6 inch in diameter.
 
1-tonmudder said:
5/6 years ago the power comp had a crew of Mexican come thru w machetes and they would cut a notch in the trees and then spray some kind of killer in the notch.That shit killed trees that were 6 inch in diameter.
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Imazapyr, and that will also kill bambo, but it sterilizes the soil and nothing can grow there for a while
 
guffey24 said:
Imazapyr, and that will also kill bambo, but it sterilizes the soil and nothing can grow there for a while
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Sounds like what yota needs to spray on the bamboo, the neighbors yard, shrubs, cat...etc
 
Yeah it took about two years before anything really started to grow back.

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CasterTroy said:
Sounds like what yota needs to spray on the bamboo, the neighbors yard, shrubs, cat...etc
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Oh hes done sprayed the cat.

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Arsenal?
 
Products like Roundup work thru photosynthesis - i.e. the green part of the plant. Catch the new sprouts when they come up and hit with Roundup and that will not only kill that rhizome, but likely spread to others (as in, his yard) giving the satisfaction of watching him from afar wonder why his bamboo is withering and dying.

Jee, I'm in a mood today, eh?! Been dealing with pricks all week so feeling your pain. ;-)

Otherwise, I'm thinking flamethrower...
 
I'm ok if it just temporarily sterilized the soil. I am currently using that corner of the yard to keep lumber and my trailers. I will reseed in a few years when I buy some land and move my stuff off. Thanks for the suggestions and humor. I'm about to wage war on this crap and hopefully I will win.
 
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