MOTD (Meme of the Day)

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Scooter402 said:
Shows how much of a f-in nerd I am....I was checking the math before I realized it was a message. o_O
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I saw something that looked like math I haven't done in years and said: next post.
I realized only after reading yours it was camoflaged Christmas cheer.
Like that other imaginary number mess and Santa Claus, it ain't real!
 
BigClay said:
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True story...probably 10-12 years ago now. Wife (then gf) and I were out in Nags Head...we do the whole romantic walk out in to the waves, holding hands, blah blah blah. How fun would it be if we both dive in to the next big wave together. Sure, anything for the woman that lets me play with her chesticles. Next big wave comes, she starts diving slightly earlier than I do, but I see a huge megalodon sized shark at roughly 3-4ft in overall length, in the wave. She dives directly under it, and at 300lbs, I was the second man to have ever walked, rather ran, on water...while shrieking profanities. To date, it was still my fastest 40 time. I'm safely up on the sand and see her looking for me, she asks what I was doing...hollered there was a shark...so now she starts freaking out, saying dumb shit like 'come help me', 'come get me'. So my natural response was 'No reason for both of us to get bit, we're not even married'. That night, I did not get to play with chesticles.
 
UTfball68 said:
True story...probably 10-12 years ago now. Wife (then gf) and I were out in Nags Head...we do the whole romantic walk out in to the waves, holding hands, blah blah blah. How fun would it be if we both dive in to the next big wave together. Sure, anything for the woman that lets me play with her chesticles. Next big wave comes, she starts diving slightly earlier than I do, but I see a huge megalodon sized shark at roughly 3-4ft in overall length, in the wave. She dives directly under it, and at 300lbs, I was the second man to have ever walked, rather ran, on water...while shrieking profanities. To date, it was still my fastest 40 time. I'm safely up on the sand and see her looking for me, she asks what I was doing...hollered there was a shark...so now she starts freaking out, saying dumb shit like 'come help me', 'come get me'. So my natural response was 'No reason for both of us to get bit, we're not even married'. That night, I did not get to play with chesticles.
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Now my wife is asking me why I'm choking and trying not to fall off my chair :lol:
 
UTfball68 said:
True story...probably 10-12 years ago now. Wife (then gf) and I were out in Nags Head...we do the whole romantic walk out in to the waves, holding hands, blah blah blah. How fun would it be if we both dive in to the next big wave together. Sure, anything for the woman that lets me play with her chesticles. Next big wave comes, she starts diving slightly earlier than I do, but I see a huge megalodon sized shark at roughly 3-4ft in overall length, in the wave. She dives directly under it, and at 300lbs, I was the second man to have ever walked, rather ran, on water...while shrieking profanities. To date, it was still my fastest 40 time. I'm safely up on the sand and see her looking for me, she asks what I was doing...hollered there was a shark...so now she starts freaking out, saying dumb shit like 'come help me', 'come get me'. So my natural response was 'No reason for both of us to get bit, we're not even married'. That night, I did not get to play with chesticles.
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Literally LOLing at that one :lol::lol::lol:
 
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