MOTD (Meme of the Day)

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Eat pizza rolls the way God intended, straight from the microwave, trying not to melt your tongue out of your head.
The come factory installed with lava.
 
I've always wondered who was eating those pizza rolls I saw in the commercials, because it sure as shit wasn't me..... :D

You can get actual, real food in the grocery store, FYI....

I probably hadn't had a pizza roll in 15 years...my wife and kids were at a friends house out at the beach about a month ago, the friends got some for the kids. They tolerated them enough to the point the wife grabbed a couple bags at the grocery store. My kids haven't had another pizza roll since being at the beach, but they're all gone. And that's the story of why I'm 300lbs.
 
I think it's one of those feel good memes. I don't get it either.

Weird...I started psychoanalyzing it thinking maybe I just couldn't make out the graphic, and it was stick figures missionary style and the light was a representation of a casting couch set...and maybe the meme was a funny because you had to be twisted enough to put those pieces together to understand it was a porn reference???
 
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