This thread is getting more entertaining by the moment. Pardon me ma'am but just so you know. If you decide to join in this group, you will need to learn a few things.
That smell you refer to, well that's a natural mans Cologne. This is the one that drives my woman wild, so much she has a very difficult time keeping her hands off of me! Sometimes, I come home from work(a clean place) and smear some on, just so I know I will get lucky
The reason it was posted the thread is worthless without pics, is because there are many Horn dogs lurking about. Even though you are married, we have no issue what so ever with admiring someone else's wife. Your vague description prompts a curiosity in some to the point, they want to see pictures!
Camping varies from side of the trail, to full hook ups and bath houses. So you will need to practice peeing in the woods. At some point you may find yourself in a situation where complete privacy isn't obtainable. In a case like that you do your best, but remember, we have all seen a rear end, so it ain't that big of deal.
Get yourself a good camera. No use in getting scared and crying. When you are riding and come up top something that you don't think you want to ride on, easy, get out and take pictures. He WILL want documentation of either triumph or of carnage.
Mountain biking is nothing like wheeling. other than the fact that most of us do it in the woods. Which brings me to the next point. This is safer than mountain biking by a long shot. No protection on a bike. And speaking of protection, some more tubing should be added to your yota. At some point it will flop, and some exo caging will help it be a moment, not an incident. Plenty of folks here who can help you in what to do and what will work.
Hope you find this informative as well as entertaining!