My pillow...

hunterdan

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I used to sleep well...but after the repeated "My pillow" ads I'm starting to doubt whether I'm truly sleeping well. I'm thinking about suing for mental anguish. Do I have a legit case in this day of PC culture?
 
this day and age you can sue someone if the shit paper wasn't soft enough...
 
Sorry all can think of the classic line, "those aren't pillows."
 
Never heard of it.
Me either, but amazingly, you're making the big bucks because of it:
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Unless you have neck problems, I think the mattress has a hell of alot more to do with how well you sleep than the pillow.......unless you have a really huge head o_O. Those MP commercials are on tv 24/7 and commercials cost a lot of money, so the pillows probly cost $2.00 to make.
 
My pillows are nice and close together, heated, imperfectly equivalently sized and comfortable.. also can be handled easily unlike the rest of them.

Wait, what is this television thing you all speak of?
 
You must be googling different stuff than me.
Probably. It's usually historical/geographical stuff, additive manufacturing and CNC machine tooling, pics of chicks without dicks, etc. So I guess you're right, must be different stuff.
 
It's usually historical/geographical stuff

Oh man....I was going to photoshop an ad for Fleshlight onto your screenshot, so I opened up a second tab and googled "Fleshlight Ad"


Immediate regerts....and God only knows what's gonna pop up there NOW :(
 
My pillows are nice and close together, heated, imperfectly equivalently sized and comfortable.. also can be handled easily unlike the rest of them.
I think your really talkin about boobs.Its cool,everybody has a pet name for em.
 
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