Nasty shit your coworkers do

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  1. McCracken

    McCracken Lip Snatcher

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    So I work in an industrial field. Loud, heavy machinery and generally not a lot of finesse. With that being said I work with people who have some habits that are less than appealing. Here's a pic of one of those habits.

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    Those little specs are dip. I share an office with four other guys (not all at once) and three of them dip. Once they reach in the can they flick their fingers and the little leaves go everywhere....including the desk and keyboard. I'm the lowest man on the seniority list and as that I'm learning my new role I don't want to piss anyone off. Plus these are old guys that don't give a shit if I complained or not.

    So share away and make me feel better about my current situation.
     
  2. R Q

    R Q Well-Known Member

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    Hush up and mind your own business sonny! :D
     
  3. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

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    A co-worker wears about a gallon of some cheap,nasty,acrid perfume every day.I can smell the shit from 25' so I try to avoid being near her. It also seems she often shows up when I'm in the break room eating lunch,even though It's never a set time when I'm there. She can walk in the large room, make some K cup coffee and leave, and the room reeks for 20 mins. I've learned to sit @ the table that is the furthest from the coffee machine but that only marginally reduces the assault to my nose.
     
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  4. McCracken

    McCracken Lip Snatcher

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    One I thought of just now. I used to work with this big ole boy that like to eat Vienna Sausages. Once he got done eating the mystery meat, he would turn the can up and suck (not drink) the jelly from the bottom. Of course, this came with the most awful noise imaginable.
     
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  5. Papa_Jon

    Papa_Jon non speller

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    I just let a guy go for being nasty ,He smelled always like B.O and rotten teeth and cockroaches .
    Customers would complain there car smelled after he drove it in and out.
    He would pick what was left of his tooth with the little finger nail hook thing on clippers. only reason he carried them cause he chewed off his nails.
     
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  6. trailhugger

    trailhugger Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Administrator

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    If I've heard you chew, I've plotted your demise.
     
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  7. jeepyjman

    jeepyjman Well-Known Member

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    THIS! One of my biggest pet peeves.
     
  8. Scooter402

    Scooter402 Rest in pieces

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    That right there just about made me want to yack... Some people can be so damn disgusting!
    Quoted fo' troof! :lol:

    I had a former coworker (a couple of them, actually) that used to slurp, smack, chew noisily with open mouths, and make the most gawd-awful noises -- something that sounded like throat clearing, guttural groan I'm assuming was through utter enjoyment of either what they were eating or taking a sick joy out of making me want to stab them in the throat with a soup spoon. Wait - did I say that out loud?
     
  9. Croatan_Kid

    Croatan_Kid How's your hammer hangin'?

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    One guy I work with won't wash his clothes all week and has no concept on how long leftovers should be good for. He brought in some banana pudding that had been in his fridge since Thanksgiving...this was the second week of January.

    Ooh..one guy in my shop digs out his fingernails with a pocket knife. Like...he has no fingernails....just places where they should be.
     
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  10. McCracken

    McCracken Lip Snatcher

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    It's gotten worse for me over the years. I have to excuse myself from the table if my FIL comes over. I usually make up some excuse like I need more water. Sometimes the Mrs. catches me and knows what's up.
     
  11. UTfball68

    UTfball68 Well-Known Member

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    You know what they say...if you look to your left and look to your right, and neither of those people are nasty...it's probably you. In fairness, about 80% of my staff and plant are decently kept females (but I have heard stories about their bathrooms). The only thing in general though that really grosses me out are boogers/snot...so I guess the folks that blow their nose nonstop trigger me.
     
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  12. Cherokeekid88

    Cherokeekid88 Well-Known Member

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    Wow, you all work with some nasty MF'ers.
     
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  13. XJfreakHO

    XJfreakHO Triad Trail Junkies

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    I work with 2 females who are pretty clean... but some days I would trade them for a slob who would shut the fuck up. Lol
     
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  14. Ibayne

    Ibayne Well-Known Member

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    Man I share a station with 6 other dudes 24hrs a day where should we start about nasty
     
  15. Wes

    Wes Well-Known Member

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    Join the military. You will meet some of the nastiest people you can imagine. Watched a guy spit a massive snot ball on the sidewalk during basic training. Drill sergeant yelled at him and told him to clean it up. He scooped it up, put it back in his mouth and swallowed it. You could hear about 60 dudes gag. The drill sergeant was even speechless. He just walked away.
     
  16. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    After having kids, snot doesn't bother me so much
     
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  17. UTfball68

    UTfball68 Well-Known Member

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    Still the fastest way for me to pass off a kid...puke, crap up the back, blood...doesn't bother me. Wife on the other hand, seems to be fascinated with kid snot/boogers but is bothered by the other stuff. So it works for us.
     
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  18. ckruzer

    ckruzer Infidel

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    We had one guy who never washed his bdu's. He would soak them in fabreeze and then whirl them around his head to dry them. He also had 3 harddrives full of anime porn. When we got tired of getting smoked for his smell, we put his collection on repeat and loud. Alot of brass had alot to say through the night to that guy.
     
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  19. McCracken

    McCracken Lip Snatcher

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    I had a boss that was in the Army Reserve. He was pretty high up too. Total asshole. Anyway, he told this tale of two guys who started a game to see who could make the other sick. So there they were, first time jumping out of an airplane. One of the two threw up all over himself. The other guy leaned over and picked up a chunk and asked, "you gonna eat this?" stuck it in his mouth and swallowed it. Half the plane started blowing chunks. He said after that they basically told the two to knock it off and the game ended.
     
  20. trailhugger

    trailhugger Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Administrator

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    I hate you so much right now.
     
  21. skyhighZJ

    skyhighZJ Thanks for your taxes

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    He didn’t say the guy chewed it loudly. Why the hate?
     
  22. 49willys

    49willys Well-Known Member

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    Throw your trash on the floor, bring your trash from home so someone else has to haul it off, park like you got your drivers license from a cracker jack box, the f-bomb should not be every other word you say.
     
  23. Croatan_Kid

    Croatan_Kid How's your hammer hangin'?

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    Where I'm at probably 80% of the people are or used to be Marines. The f word is basically used as a comma.
     
  24. Monkeynono

    Monkeynono New Member

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    Coworkers ain't so bad........... customers cars on the other hand...
     
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  25. Tim C

    Tim C Wizard

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    Amen!

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