About 8 or 9 years ago I worked with a pavement marking company for a short while. Hot, miserable job, didn't pay well but did offer travel. Most guys I shared a motel room with were alcoholics and crashed out early leaving me to my peace for a few hours. Except for one guy, Big Larry, a 350+ lb black guy from Philly that played college football for a while. Great guy to hang out with but I swear, his standards for women were about as low as a gas station toilet seat. This one time in Macon Georgia he picked up this chick from Burger King, brought her back to the room right as I layed down to sleep and proceeded to smash it. I'm totally cool with that, I've been in threesomes, foursomes, etc numerous times but the fact that she was still in BK uniform and grotesquely overweight just didn't strike me as sexy, so I curled up in my motel comforter and tried to drift off to sleep. Little did I know, during the traditional "I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick" trip, the bitch cranked the thermostat up to somewhere in the neighborhood of eighty fucking nine! Within minutes, I was about to die. I was curled up in my blanket while my coworker is going to pound town and I'm literally sweating my face off. I really, really, really didn't want to spectate any of that scene come hell or high water, so I waited it out. 3 minutes later, here comes the stinch of week old cooking grease, asshole, tuna and something else straight out of hell with a hint of Newport. I tapped out and ran straight outside, chain-smoked about 3 cigarettes, ran to the gas station and bought a 40 oz beer, smoked another cigarette and feeling assured that they were done and everything back to normal, I keyed back in. No, after 40+ minutes, they weren't even close to done, and when I walked in all I could see is two African rhinos in a wrestling match over a Klondike bar.....in my bed. I was seriously on the verge of losing my mind when suddenly my coworker big Larry looks over and asks in the best Philly black accent imaginable, "Hey yo J.... You wanna hit this!?!" I quit working there not long afterwards. Nowadays I have a co-worker (fellow welder) that dates a black girl that works at Popeye's. She seems decent overlooking the fact that she has really bad acne. He lost his virginity at age 22, so he's rolling in awesomeness. Anyways, very recently, we were all in one vehicle headed to lunch when his mom calls. He described in great detail assuring his mom that the night before when him and his girlfriend was getting it at her house, that he most definitely DID pull out and he can't figure why she would be in such a fowl mood. Closing statements were followed up with "So how much does a morning after pill cost?....I'll pay you back".