NEED PRANK IDEAS ASAP!!!!!!!!!

xjsaretheway

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So i came outside just now to go over to my buddies, and his rubicon and both of my cherokees had VASOLINE BEHIND THE DOOR HANDLES SO OUR HANDS GOT COVERED!!!!!!!! Not acceptable. Time to take it up a few notches. any ideas.
Need to do this tonight, so lets hear some original ideas ASAP, cuz i know all you out there know some killer pranks to get revenge. o yeh, not just getting even.....this has to be brought up a few notches, like some sardines on top of the muffler and cat to start with.
 
xjsaretheway said:
So i came outside just now to go over to my buddies, and his rubicon and both of my cherokees had VASOLINE BEHIND THE DOOR HANDLES SO OUR HANDS GOT COVERED!!!!!!!! Not acceptable. Time to take it up a few notches. any ideas.
Need to do this tonight, so lets hear some original ideas ASAP, cuz i know all you out there know some killer pranks to get revenge. o yeh, not just getting even.....this has to be brought up a few notches, like some sardines on top of the muffler and cat to start with.
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ya wanna step it up? dog:poop: under the door handles. :popcorn:
 
yup...i dunnit. ended a friendship, but when i think of all the laughter i've had over the past 10 years about it....kinda makes it worth it.

Bottle jacks at all four corners, might not end the friendship (which isnt a bad thing) but sure as hell will make them late for work!

Large zip tie on the drive shaft, havig guessing what is broken on their car all morning.

wire the horn to the brake lights. FUNNY AS HELL.

saran wrap the car.

duct tape the car.

Jolly ranchers on the hood.

remove the driveshaft

remove the steering linkage, pitman arm, anyting so that they can backout of the parking spot but not get straightend out to get back in, then call the cops complaining of them blocking the road or parking lot.

chain the bumper to tree or anyting nearby that is firmly planted.

chain the bumper to anything that is not firmly planted.

lock a cougar in the cab.

fill the car with packing peanuts

put an empty leash on the bumper of the car...some one will call the cops.

super glue in the locks.

need more...let me know.
 
Some of this
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in the heater vents and set the fan on high.
 
xjsaretheway said:
So woke up this morning just now to find my ass sore & my buddies smiling, his hand on my ass & VASELINE ON MY CHIN !!!!!! TOTALLY acceptable. Time to take it up a few notches. any ideas.
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fixed it for ya :poop: head
 
Actually I found that if it is going to get below freezing at night, take toilet paper and lay it out over the car real smooth-like everywhere, then lighlty spray it all with water so its wet but still solid and smooth across the car, when it freezes it turns super brittle and sticks to the car, every time he goes to try and peel it off it just breaks off in little peices in his hand, until it thaws he wont be able to get it all off unless he's willing to spend alot of time out there :lol:
 
BigRedB2 said:
chain the bumper to tree or anyting nearby that is firmly planted.
chain the bumper to anything that is not firmly planted.
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couple of friends did this to get back at someone... chained the rear axle of a truck to a light pole to a kid who was known for always speeding out of his parking spot and burning his tires
 
chuckwhut said:
and then?
good story asshat.
buildup, climax, resolution.
awesome.
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fuckwhut, i'm not sure all that happened because i wasnt standing there taking pictures and documenting the whole thing just for you. SORRY. ha the next day when i found out it did happen i went and saw that the light pole was all tore up and on the sidewalk. Also the truck wasnt back at school for the next couple of weeks... is that better? this isnt show and tell it was just giving the guy an idea, mr. fuckwhut. :flipoff2:
 
metz2501 said:
fuckwhut, i'm not sure all that happened because i wasnt standing there taking pictures and documenting the whole thing just for you. SORRY. ha the next day when i found out it did happen i went and saw that the light pole was all tore up and on the sidewalk. Also the truck wasnt back at school for the next couple of weeks... is that better? this isnt show and tell it was just giving the guy an idea, mr. fuckwhut. :flipoff2:
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hole





lee





shit.




get the fuck outta here before i go to your moms house and show her you are postin bad words on the interwebs. all i'm sayin is if you're gonna start a story, finish it. try not to be stupid, okay? but don't try so hard that it interferes with your daily life.




ricky is cool though.

but you are headed down a rocky path bro, and i don't know if you got enough "felx" for it.
 
metz2501 said:
fuckwhut, i'm not sure all that happened because i wasnt standing there taking pictures and documenting the whole thing just for you. SORRY. ha the next day when i found out it did happen i went and saw that the light pole was all tore up and on the sidewalk. Also the truck wasnt back at school for the next couple of weeks... is that better? this isnt show and tell it was just giving the guy an idea, mr. fuckwhut. :flipoff2:
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I give it a C. You ruined it by saying fuckwhut twice. I would have had a better flow if you left the last one out
 
braxton357 said:
Kill his dog/mother. That'll step it up at least three or four notches.
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You win :lol::lol::lol:


You could always do the ping pong/bouncy ball in the gas tank trick. It'll float for around 5 miles, then suck to the intake and cut off gas flow, car stops. Eventually it'll float back to the top, and the car will run.....for a few miles :popcorn:

Not sure if it really works, I've seen a few cars that people claimed to have done it to act like I said, but it could have been something else
 
Jeff B said:
fixed it for ya :poop: head
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what was that for? why do you got a problem with me. you don't need to go messing around in all my threads. and my powerwheels jeep is WAY better than yours


and also, went to all the suspects house except one and they had been hit too, so now it's down to this 1 guy with a tj and then someone in a mitsushitty ecipse, so we're going to get them good. thanks for all the great ideas....it's going down tonight
 
You don't learn or listen
 
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