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xjsaretheway said:
well i think this all started when we hit all of them with the zip tie to the drive shaft. as for removing lug nuts, i don't want to do anything that will cause damage, just something that will be a pain in the butt, like something my friend came up with. zip tie the fuel line tight enough to cut it off so that after only a mile or two the engine runs out of fuel and won't restart

and we aren't going to fold the top down, we're going to remove it and hide it in his back yard, along with his doors. and the reason for the front ds is so he doesn't realize at first, till he goes in 4wd to try to show off bc he just got an auto locker up front and thinks he's the shit now.
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YOu better think about what you are doing.
Do something that could get him or someone killed and its not fun and games you better keep it on the same level as what he did. You do something to the fuel and he pulls out and it craps and gets hit by a big truck and gets killed you will be saying Hi to the big boy in the cell next to you and wishing you had what he used on you rig because your ass will be the size of an :alien:........
BTW do stuff to me thats funny cool stuff that will hurt or damage will get you killed....
 
Depending on how he parks and how he will approach his vehicle the next morning, tape a sign on the back. I taped on that said "I support gay rights" on the back of a buddy's mini van. He was wondering why people were honking the horn at him. He rode around for a whole day like that.
 
We've decided to go with the ones that won't cause any damage, Don't want anyone getting hurt, and deff don't want to do anything that can't be reversed. I like the sign idea, bc he won't see the back of his heep. also going to do the Duct tape window tint to the mitsushitty

as for not saying dumb :poop: i'm slowly learning, i'm just too stubborn so it's going to take a while.
 
Hook his horn up to his turnsignal
 
that would be hilarious, or to his brake light. If we can get enough time it will happen
 
Rich said:
Try a funny bumper sticker.
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My favorite gag is the magnetic bumper sticker that says:

I <3 Gay Porn

You can find them on ebay.

Pretty damn funny when they finally realize it's on their car yet not damaging to the vehicle.
 
if you just put the t case in neutral he might notice. you need to put it in neutral then unhook the linkage and put the lever back in the 2wd position. it should take him quite a while to figure it out.

you can also pull a battery terminal and wrap electrical tape on the batt post then put the terminal back on. he will think he has a dead battery. then after he jumps it off it still wont charge and he will have a "dead" battery every time he shuts the jeep off. or you can just unhook the wire to the solenoid.

put antifreeze or anything sticky in in his windshield washer tank. it will make a horrible sticky mess when he tries to use it.

bypass his heater core.

run a chain through all his wheels and lock it. he wont go anywhere for a while.

unbolt his seat. it makes for a fun ride.

pull a tie rod and adjust it out a bunch of turns. just be sure to count exactly how many so you can put it back for him later.

put a black zip tie where the engine fan or electric fan will hit it but it will be hard to see.
 
My vote is still for the :gay:bumper-sticker. Cheap, quick, and nobody gets hurt. Make sure you take a picture though and post it!!
 
ever heard of NEVER Sieze ? It is sold at parts stores and when you touch it it spreads like made can't hardly get it off ! A guy at work put some in someones glove and boy what a mess!! Just a thought!
Later,
 
Take a factory size roll of saran warp, the kind on the roller, and wrap his car over and under until its entirely covered, he will spend hours trying to get into it. Make sure its not to hot outside or else it will melt on though!
 
I vote for unbolting a seat. Not all four, just the front two. That way it won't be obvious when he gets it.... only when he goes to accelerate, hahaha.
 
im with ratlab on this one...thats pretty funny. course he may end up falling out and getting hurt =(
 
naw, unbolting a seat would be too unsafe, i don't want an accident to result or anyone getting hurt.
 
take the spark plugs wires off and put wet paper in between the plugs and wires. it will fire until the paper dries and then it will start miss firing. or just take the plug wires off and hide them or the rotory button.
 
Worst one we ever done, and this can be going a little too far, just depending on someones medical condition..... We knew this guy well enough that he wouldn't get too pissed at us.

On a forklift the engine is directly under the seat. Seat is worn a little with a spring or 2 poking out a bit. Run a wire from one of the spark plugs to the spring..... When he turned the key he got a bit of a jolt.... And I'll be damned if he didn't turn the key 2 more times!!
 
If you can get under the hood pull the coil wire and hang it out of a tree close by where he can see it, but not reach it (if theres a tree close by)..... Let him go borrow a ladder or get on top of someones truck to get it.

Fill the cowl vents with flour or something on a day when you know it's not going to rain, wait till he cuts the heat on..... I wouldn't do it if it's a nice car though.

I have never tried the potato in the tailpipe though. I wouldn't want it blowing out into someone elses car, but give the engine enough extra back pressure where it runs like shit. Drill a hole in the tater??

If it's not welded or corroded on, take the damn muffler off.


Damn this brings back memories.....
 
rbo1577186 said:
On a forklift the engine is directly under the seat. Seat is worn a little with a spring or 2 poking out a bit. Run a wire from one of the spark plugs to the spring..... When he turned the key he got a bit of a jolt.... And I'll be damned if he didn't turn the key 2 more times!!
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ahahahahahaha, thats awsome, true genius on that one :lol:
 
We all use to park in a sand pit at school. and im sure if the guy lives where there is pavement, but we use to dig holes and the drag the vehicle's back tires in the hole so it was sitting on the frame..


Take one of the valve stems out, he will borrow a compressor to fill the tire and when he takes it off, all air will rush out

Pull one side of the ebrake cable tight and then put a pair of vise grips on it to keep it tight, so one tire will stay locked up

pull all the fuses out of the panel then put them in a ziplock bag and stuff them on top of the fuse panel, so when he goes to check a fuse, they are all out, yet sitting above in a bag
 
One I saw in a magazine awhile back was a modification to the brake light/horn gag. Instead you run a hotwire to the washer fluid pump. Then run the hose underneath the dash to where it squirts his crotch. Everytime he hits the brakes, his pants get soaked :lol: It would probably take a minute before he realizes and by then he's in motion. Then he has to hit the brakes again to stop and take it out of gear.
 
take some big cinderblocks and put them under his axels, if his car is unlocked be sure to take his jack.
 
so we covered his shifter, rear view mirrior, door handles, inside and out, windshield wiper switch, a/c fan switch, with icy-hot, put axle grease on the pass. wiper, turned the wipers on high, a/c on high. we couldn't get the front ds off, put on made up bumper stickers on, one said "Honk if you like anal!" and the other "I Cuck Sock". sardines, some under the back seat and some on top of the cat and the last but on the skidplate, and ripped up newspaper in the vents.
going back again to get the d.s and wire the horn to the starter
 
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