need prank ideas

jeepin1995

jeepin1995

undecided......
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Oct 21, 2006
Location
Cary (raleigh) nc
here's the deal..... the safety guy at work thinks he's a big prankster..... (no problem there, we get along great) well, i come in to find random things like my work and personal phone duct-taped together and stuck to the ceiling, chips for lunch crushed (no biggie, they still taste the same) so I decide it's time for payback. last week i posted an ad on craigslist for free chickens with his number..... had 27 voicemails in 2 hours then another 18 or so calls after work. it's a game now. we have set rules IE: nothing that causes harm or costs money and nothing with vehicles.

my question is what are some good pranks i can play on him? i'm short on ideas. keep in mind i have access to his phone number, email address and can get his home address for mailings....

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saran wrap on toilets is awesome if the lighting doesnt cause a glare. put it under the seat
 
Paint the toilet seat the same color with oil base paint! Takes a while to dry!
 
Need more info on location, surroundings etc.
 
Watch some of the earlier episodes of The Office.

One of my personal favorites is hiding his cell-phone where he can hear it but would never look for it and then calling it repeatedly.
 
Shoot you can put vaseline on the earpiece of his office phone. Fill his drawers with packing peanuts. Pull his drawers out and cover them with clear saran wrap. Tape a fart machine to the bottom of his chair and wait for the boss to come in (I love to do this to the ladies at work). Also if he drinks from a water bottle you can put a couple pin holes near the neck. When he tips it up to drink it'll leak. Just a little. Keep doing it for a week. He'll really get aggravated.

You could also take a pitman arm puller and turn his pitman arm backwards. So when he steers right he'll go left. This is a good one when wheeling.
 
jeepin1995 said:
chips for lunch crushed (no biggie, they still taste the same)
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Crossed the line IMO

Too bad vehicles are completely off limits. My dad told me a few from back in the day. He and another service guy would mess with each others vans. You can buy these little fire cracker noise makers that POP when you pull the two strings out, slide up under the vehicle, and tie one end to the pitman arm, and the other to the frame. First right turn they make and POP. He also grabbed one of those little aerosol cans of air fresheners, stabbed a hole in the side with a knife and threw it in the back of the van one morning :lol:
hadfield4wd said:
Also if he drinks from a water bottle you can put a couple pin holes near the neck. When he tips it up to drink it'll leak. Just a little. Keep doing it for a week. He'll really get aggravated.
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A guy did this to me when I was taking automotive classes during highschool, we were soldering wires, and he stuck the soldering iron through my bottle, I saw him do it, laughed, flipped the bottle over so the hole was pointing up, he already got the other side:lol: Gotta hand it to him, it was pretty good.
 
We put free Panthers tickets on CL with a co-workers phone number. His phone beeped for a VoiceMail, and by the time he checked it, it had 3 messages. Then, he set it back on the desk, and it just started beeping and beeping, racking up Voicemails so fast it didnt ring, just kept..beep beep, new VM..beep beep, new VM...ha ha, he was PISSED!
 
If you have his email, create a username on an online dating service... Make him look like his is loaded and the crazies will come in full force!!!

Vasiline under the hand set on his desk home.

The glass stink bomb under the wheel of his office chair.

Let me think for a few.....
 
Rearrange the keys on his keyboard. Cover his office in post-its. Unscrew his chair from the base support. If he drinks coffee, replace his sugar with salt. If he has a fan or vent of some sort, put flour in it or behind it.
 
lots of good ones! i'm getting some ideas!!!

i agree it sux that vehicles are off limits. i would love to fill the drivers side floorboard of his truck with golfballs....
 
I also threw a dead fish under a guys seat and it sat in the hot VA sun for the weekend. When he sold it 8 years later it still smelled like dead fish. This did end in a knock down drag out fist fight though. It ended when he stabbed me. He was pretty pissed. I'm glad it was a small pocket knife.

We also had a guy at work who was completely whipped and his wife ran the whole show. So we got him on a hooters mailing list. That was fun. When pranking someone you really should know about them. We had a gay guy at work and we signed him up on a internet dating site where he could pick up chicks. We'd do all the emailing back and forth and set up the dates and a bunch of us would go out to lunch with him at the same time as the "meet" them leave him at the table right when the chick would walk in.
 
My dad told me one from when he worked at a gas station back in the 50's.

They took a few car batteries and hooked them up to some extra horns they had lying around. Rigged it up so when the boss opened his office door the horns all went off at the same time :lol:
 
You said no vehicles but I got a guy at work by cutting "GAY" out out of metal plates and putting the plates in his tail lights. Showed "GAY" whenever the lights or brakes were used. Took him a few weeks to find out and there was no damage to his ride
 
I had a neighbor who was a total asshole. After I had enough of his stupidity I went online and every free subscription for gay magazines, every free women's catalog, every free coupon service I had sent to his house. i would watch him go to the mailbox and get mad every day. It was great. His wife didn't believe he didn't request it. I could hear them yelling about it. I also put his home number on every survey site i could find.
 
At an old job I had a guy who would always do stupid stuff like rearrange the keys on my keyboard or steal the ball out of my mouse. Sometimes he would put tape inside the mouse and then put the ball in it so it wouldn't work and confused me.

So when he went on vacation I went to the packing department and got like 4 big rolls of packing tape. I piled everything in his office onto his chair - computer, monitor, pictures, files, everything - and then proceeded to tape everything to the chair in a massive ball of tape. I used all 4 rolls of tape (maybe more, I can't remember exactly) until you couldn't even see what was in the chair. Took him like 2 hours to get everything back to normal. :lol:
 
get a windshield washer pump and wire it where you can reach it without him seeing you. run the washer line under his desk pointing at his junk. when he is sitting there working , give it a few squirts and it will look like he pissed himself. the secret is to use warm water,by the time he notices it will be too late.

get one of those shrink wrap rolls and shrink wrap his whole desk, i saw someone shrink wrap a friends whole truck while they were in the movies, took an hour to get it all off.
 
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