need prank ideas

I got a couple.At the Office I used to work there was this salesman.He was a total Dick,so one day while he was at lunch I took the Pipe from the fart fan in the men's bathroom and rerouted it the vent directly over his desk it took him forever to figure out why his office always stunk.He was always looking in Drawers and stuff for the cause.
I was also on a Job site one time where the carpenters were big pranksters.They were always hiding our wire,Moving our tow behind job trailer to nearby parking lots and stuff.One morning when they had walked across the street to the McDonalds I had my help hand me all of their tool bags up a 25 foot a frame ladder.I wood screwed them to Cathedral Framing of the living room,really high up.Then stashed the ladder out back behind the house.It took them longer to figure out where their tools were than to get them down,totally worth it.
^^^That being said.You could pop out a ceiling tile and put stuff of his up there.Noise making things preferably like his cell phone or office phone.
 
clear nail polish on his network cable.
small tape or glue phone receiver to cover holes.
Change work voice mail to call his cell phone.
shift keys over 1 spot on keybd.
change phone language to spanish.
Ill think of a few more old ones.
 
Too bad vehicles are off limits. Otherwise, you could put those long, heavy-duty wire ties around his driveshaft or wire his brake lights or signal to his horn. One day at work, we put a fart machine in a metal can under his work station. While the boss was on the phone, we'd hit the buttons. He was very embarrassed when the woman he was talking to sternly said "Maybe you'd better talk to my supervisor".
 
It is too bad about the Vehicle thing.I used to work with a Guy who HATED Jeff Gordon.Like unreasonably hated him.He used to go on and on about the whole "He's Gay" thing,or "You know they caught him in the bed with Jimmy Johnson,right?".So I went and bought probably 75 or 100 of those round 24 stickers during the time I worked there.I didn't want to mess anything up so I would put one either on the chrome bumper or one of the windows of his Pick Up truck everyday.He worked at the back of the building,so he couldn't see his truck all day,although I worked at the front where I could,so I would see him walk out there 10 or 15 times a day and walk in a circle around his truck,really looking it over.I always got him,he never caught me.When I quit working there I put what I had left of the stickers on his desk.
 
Get a realistic looking rubber snake and some fishing line. Tie the snake to a door or anything your co-worker will move. Get creative and have the fishing line wrap around a desk or chair so you can get the snake to move in the direction you want.

Go get a cheap digital watch from Walmart. Take the bands off and drop it in a hard to reach location next to his work area. Make sure you set the alarm on the watch first.

Do this too.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Shutdown-Computer-Prank
 
hadfield4wd said:
When pranking someone you really should know about them. We had a gay guy at work and we signed him up on a internet dating site where he could pick up chicks. We'd do all the emailing back and forth and set up the dates and a bunch of us would go out to lunch with him at the same time as the "meet" them leave him at the table right when the chick would walk in.
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That's awesome!!!




If your coworker likes to drink water, pour it out and put white vinegar in there instead :D
 
I'm a big fan of grease on things like pens, ear piece on office phone, stapler, etc and not new clean grease. Try to find a forklift and rub your finger along the inside of the mast where the stages of the mast nest together. That grease is usually so old and black, it will have to wear off. You could password protect all of his excel workbooks if he hasn't already. If his email is pulled up in his office, change his signature to grossly miss-spell his name or job title. Turn the ringer off on his office phone. Change his outgoing message to" Hello...Hello...Is anyone there...hello...I can't hear you."

Not related but have used @ work place:

When someone is in the restroom, line the floor at the bottom of the door with chaulk line chaulk then take an air hose and blow it in to the bathroom.

New forklifts have an alarm that goes off if you hit something hard and has to be reset with a unique key. While the person is at break. Back your forklift into thier counter-weight pretty hard. They come back from break, turn on the lift and the alarm is going off.

Kick a new roll of 3" packaging tape if front of your friend as they drive by on a forklift and watch them bite the end of thier tongue off.

Take the battery plate out of thier forklift. The first curve they go around the battery will fly out....this one is actually pretty dangerous though.
 
John B. said:
I'm a big fan of grease on things like pens, ear piece on office phone, stapler, etc and not new clean grease. Try to find a forklift and rub your finger along the inside of the mast where the stages of the mast nest together. That grease is usually so old and black, it will have to wear off. You could password protect all of his excel workbooks if he hasn't already. If his email is pulled up in his office, change his signature to grossly miss-spell his name or job title. Turn the ringer off on his office phone. Change his outgoing message to" Hello...Hello...Is anyone there...hello...I can't hear you."
Not related but have used @ work place:
When someone is in the restroom, line the floor at the bottom of the door with chaulk line chaulk then take an air hose and blow it in to the bathroom.
New forklifts have an alarm that goes off if you hit something hard and has to be reset with a unique key. While the person is at break. Back your forklift into thier counter-weight pretty hard. They come back from break, turn on the lift and the alarm is going off.
Kick a new roll of 3" packaging tape if front of your friend as they drive by on a forklift and watch them bite the end of thier tongue off.
Take the battery plate out of thier forklift. The first curve they go around the battery will fly out....this one is actually pretty dangerous though.
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Good ones we use to lift the forklift up at md mtn and put it on wooden blocks was fun for a few times!!! also use to cut the shrink wrap on the pallet jacks of my co workers they would go around a curve and about a ton of food city produce would be all over the floor!!! :beer:
 
Give him a melted snowman... fill a plastic cup with water and then place it upside down on his desk.
 
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