Not so proud parent thread

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redneck grrrl

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Just like it says, what stupid stuff has your kids or friends of your kids done or said...... I'll start.

Sarah had a friend over last night and I swear she is an Amazon woman, she was 6ft tall and blonde. Reminded me of Nichole Kidman, but let me tell you she was full blooded BLONDE. Sarah asked for some stickers for her door, I had a few off-road ones around and I gave them to her. They were putting them on the door the amazon blonde said “NC4x4” ?? why didn’t they just put NC16? I swear I about died.
 
My sons first day of kindergarten.

His teacher assistant was my best friends stepmom. So I get a call less than 2 hrs after we drop him off. Apparently Dennis Deolish's son (went to HS with Dennis..he was a dick... so apparently it was hereditary) pissed him off, so what did my boy do? Climbed up on the desk (4 pushed together in small groups) dropped his pants, smacked his ass and told Deolish to kiss his ass.

Instead of discipline I was called to "come talk to him"

Not a proud.....yet still a proud parenting moment
 
Many years ago, my Ex's daughter was staying the weekend. Just so happened, I was gone to pick up another Jeep. It was an early 70's Mail Jeep. So when I rolled into the yard, made my circle, both her, and the Ex came outside to look at what I had drug home. So, as I was talking, she was listening. I had said that it was a mail Jeep several times in conversation. So, finally she asks me. How do you know how to tell if it's a male Jeep, or a female Jeep. "Oh I see, it's hanging down" (It was the rear drive shaft)
 
CasterTroy said:
My sons first day of kindergarten.

His teacher assistant was my best friends stepmom. So I get a call less than 2 hrs after we drop him off. Apparently Dennis Deolish's son (went to HS with Dennis..he was a dick... so apparently it was hereditary) pissed him off, so what did my boy do? Climbed up on the desk (4 pushed together in small groups) dropped his pants, smacked his ass and told Deolish to kiss his ass.

Instead of discipline I was called to "come talk to him"

Not a proud.....yet still a proud parenting moment
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That kid is goin places
 
Knowing me....I know I'll have plenty to post up here if my daughter is my daughter. Only thing I got so far (she's only 16 months right now) is I was feeding her dinner the other night, we were done with the food, and I said "all done!" I swear I heard her say something like "buuuhh sheeeeet". :lol: You know how hard it is NOT to laugh when you hear a toddler cuss? Good thing her mother was up in the shower. I think I need to screw my filter on just a tad tighter. :eek:
 
CasterTroy said:
dropped his pants, smacked his ass and told Deolish to kiss his ass.
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They say at that age, things like that are learned behavior...I have no idea who you are or what you look like, but I'm picturing a grown ass man doing the same thing, and I have people walking by my office asking what's so funny.
 
UTfball68 said:
They say at that age, things like that are learned behavior...I have no idea who you are or what you look like, but I'm picturing a grown ass man doing the same thing, and I have people walking by my office asking what's so funny.
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I pictured something similar. Hilarious. That’s a unique mind on that kid.
 
Nothing specific .....
Both of my daughters went to the same school I graduated from. Both even had one or two of the same people still around.
Even when dealing with issues it still brought a smile to my face to hear a school admin mumble under their breath through clenched teeth .......
"just like their daddy!".

Matt
 
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My youngest son at the Dr a few years back. Just got his finger pricked for a blood sample. “Show me that band-aid” my wife said.
 
Had the hankerin to try "Rock92 brew" from Gibbs Hundred brewing a couple of weeks ago. Me and my 11 y/o daughter were in Greensboro goofin off so we started trying to find some. After three stops to the stores listed on their website we had struck out. Luckily the guy in the store on the third stop worked part time for Gibbs Hundred so I was talking to him about where to find it and whatnot. He ended up suggesting a similar brew that they had in stock. He walks over to the cooler and pulls out a sixer of "Guilty Party". My kid never misses a beat looks at duder and belts out "wow that's Hillary beer!!". Guy or the several patrons standing in line at the store did not look amused.
 
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