Opening weekend at URE, what did we learn?

One thing to keep in mind here guys, is that we as 4x4 truck/jeepers are not the only users of the Uharrie trail system.
Think about all the people who ride in like a storm and unload about 14 4wheelers (quads/ATVs) and raise hell for a day and hit the road. I dont feel like (just a perception, not fact) that particular crowd carries as much ownership as we do. They could care less if it gets shut down b/c there are a ton more places to rides trail fleas than what we have access to. How many quad groups have adopted trails? This thread may not be reaching the proper audience, but I dont blame you for venting. The only time I have personally used the facilities there was during last years 4xcross event, and considering the amount of people there its was not too bad. Now I think that goes along way to show how when a mass of wheelers are in town how things get taken care of.


In full agreement with that. Alot of ATVers just do not care. They go way too fast and tear it up. I often laugh when people say the larger rigs tear everything up worst. I think bout 85% is the quads just not caring. It is a big problem in Florida.
 
I heard from a reliable source that at least two handles of Jack Daniels and 3 cases of beer were confiscated off the trails this weekend. My question was what do they do with all that booze?

I talked to one of the rangers yesterday. He said they caught a group of kids (oldest being barely 18) up off one of the trails drinking. They had 2 bottles of JD and about 96 beers that they made them pour out. Wrote all of them tickets too.

Don't get caught with beer in the forest.:shaking:
 
Why would the dude put the condom on in the BATHROOM as opposed to his final destination? Your telling me he walked around with it on his wanker to go meet his lady? Maybe he decided that he should be prepared early?

I just kept thinking what kind of trashy-ass girl is gonna do her boyfriend in the mens shower room, amongst all the dirty socks, empty soap boxes and muddy floors?

Suppose I have too much class to want to lay the woman in a nasty ass national park bathroom!

I hate to gross you guys out more, but what makes you think there was a woman involved?

I sense :gay:
 
I hate to gross you guys out more, but what makes you think there was a woman involved?
I sense :gay:

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they make gay rednecks?
 
I talked to one of the rangers yesterday. He said they caught a group of kids (oldest being barely 18) up off one of the trails drinking. They had 2 bottles of JD and about 96 beers that they made them pour out. Wrote all of them tickets too.


So... since Wheelin' is bad for trout does that mean liquor is bad for the trees??
:flipoff2:
 
How many quad groups have adopted trails?

IIRC, a grand total of NONE...

Regarding the bathhouse... unless it's a total rain out or DAs playing in the mudholes, the large majority of dirt/mud/muddy clothing left is also usually attributed to ATV riders. Also, don't put it past the trailer trash (non-ATV & wheelers) that frequent ACG to make a huge mess in the bathhouse. I have personally witnessed an entire family (just the 4 "males") destroy the mens side in 15 minutes, leaving trash/wrappers everywhere, breeze out (after I questioned them on the mess :shaking:) and show up at Janets 15 mins later to complain about the mess the "jeepers" left! :rolleyes:

The condom wrapper was probably used in the "family" bathroom. Unless you're planning the same, stay out! There's enough pecker dribblings in there to contract an STD just washing your hands! :lol:


I commend your actions on picking it up!
:beer:
 
IIRC, a grand total of NONE...
Regarding the bathhouse... unless it's a total rain out or DAs playing in the mudholes, the large majority of dirt/mud/muddy clothing left is also usually attributed to ATV riders. Also, don't put it past the trailer trash (non-ATV & wheelers) that frequent ACG to make a huge mess in the bathhouse. I have personally witnessed an entire family (just the 4 "males") destroy the mens side in 15 minutes, leaving trash/wrappers everywhere, breeze out (after I questioned them on the mess :shaking:) and show up at Janets 15 mins later to complain about the mess the "jeepers" left! :rolleyes:
The condom wrapper was probably used in the "family" bathroom. Unless you're planning the same, stay out! There's enough pecker dribblings in there to contract an STD just washing your hands! :lol:

I commend your actions on picking it up!
:beer:

i hope you verbaly flogged the fawks that you saw wrecking the bath house. lazy slobs like that need to be stoned to death on the court house steeps but at least you could have called them lazy no good fawks real loud!
 
One thing to keep in mind here guys, is that we as 4x4 truck/jeepers are not the only users of the Uharrie trail system.
Think about all the people who ride in like a storm and unload about 14 4wheelers (quads/ATVs) and raise hell for a day and hit the road. I dont feel like (just a perception, not fact) that particular crowd carries as much ownership as we do. They could care less if it gets shut down b/c there are a ton more places to rides trail fleas than what we have access to. How many quad groups have adopted trails? This thread may not be reaching the proper audience, but I dont blame you for venting. The only time I have personally used the facilities there was during last years 4xcross event, and considering the amount of people there its was not too bad. Now I think that goes along way to show how when a mass of wheelers are in town how things get taken care of.
We had a couple of run-ins with these buttholes last November. The had a group of 20+ and had zero respect for the trail any anyone else on it. They kinda remind me of the Shriner Circus mini bikes you see riding in circles in the local parades. :poop:
 
has anyone thought of getting pictures of, collecting some type of information on the penis puffers, or making a citizens arrest and stomping a mud hole in there arse because they resisted and turning them in? Isn't that what we are suppose to do as good upstanding citizens? just a unedjucated thought
 
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