Pepe Le Pew

Another thing that adds to the stink is how the wash gets done.
I had an ex who was extremely lazy....like soaking any and everything ( dishes too ) for ever. Then wash and let it all sit. Might as well have never turned the thing on.
Ten seconds in a shirt and it was funky all over. When I ditched her the machine went too.
A poorly sanitized washer will leave you funky no matter what your arse is like. Off subject, but on I recon.
 
Marry a one arm guy,they only stink half way. Added bonus the side the arm is missing doesn't stink due to no sweat glands and less deodorant used . A one legged person has better cross flow as well.Just ask a Scotts man.
 
I use the old spice original.
 
I must of tried 100's of different deoderants through the years. The did one of two things for me.
1. allowed me to stink as soon as I got hot, maybe even before I began to sweat!
or
2. they felt like I sprayed carb clean on my pits! I mean left me sometimes with big burned skin area's!

So by accident, when I had forgot to pick up something else, and was going out, I used the ex's deodorant. Bingo!
I am someone who if I smell BO, I can get a sick feeling, watery eyes and all. And I used to, (don't any more, never needed to)take a whiff of my own pits, just so I knew I'd not be offending anyone.
I tell you the brand but
It's a "Secret" (powder fresh scent)
 
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