Pole or Octagon

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Pole or Octagon

  1. Pole

  2. Octagon

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  1. Ron

    Ron Dum Spiro Spero Moderator

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    So riding home tonight I heard this on the radio and thought it would elicit some fun responses here:

    If you have a daughter, would you rather she be a stripper, or get her face beat in as an MMA Fighter?

    Pole or Octagon, what say ye, NC4x4?
     
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  2. mbalbritton

    mbalbritton #@$%!

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    Depends on which daughter. My oldest, the octagon. She's tough with a mean punch. The other two wouldn't last 5 seconds so if these are the only options... Well.. I'd rather they didn't get the shit kicked out of them.
     
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  3. Lizooki

    Lizooki Well-Known Member

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    Fighters -
    Youngest it fairly big, strong, independent and has the attitude for it with the ability to back it up.
    Oldest ..... well, she carries a gun so it's obvious how that will end!

    Matt
     
  4. rockcity

    rockcity everyday is a chance to get better

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    Octagon. They start karate soon. ;)
     
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  5. RobMcBee

    RobMcBee Slow n easy when you're not gettin greasy....

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    Lol most strippers don't have daddies around anyways so there's that..... We don't have a daughter yet, but if we ever do it'd definitely be the octagon!


    I'd want them go down fighting, than do a lap dance crying......
     
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  6. drkelly

    drkelly Dipstick who put two vehicles on jack stands

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    I don't have a daughter, so my answer isn't really valid. I would have to choose pole though due to everything I have read lately about concussions.

    I wonder what the male version of this question/poll would be.
     
  7. broncosbybart

    broncosbybart Is it 5 YET?

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    Transgender or a politician.
     
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  8. BigBody79

    BigBody79 Well-Known Member

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  9. Blaze

    Blaze The Jeeper Reaper

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    If it were my daughter I'd rather the octagon. If it was anyone else's daughter I'd prefer the pole.
     
  10. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    I'd say the octagon. Clientele is the same, but the pay potential is much greater.
     
  11. C.Berry

    C.Berry Bad News

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    I don't have daughters so much but raised my two nieces for last 12 years and I'll say octagon bc ole unc taught em a few things over the years and it certainly wasn't how to shake YA ass...
     
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  12. ProbablyBroke

    ProbablyBroke does not torque to spec

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    I just got back from 4 days in Daytona during bike week. The strippers there don't even show nips when they are on stage. I have no daughter, so nothing to add. But this did happen.... image.png
     
  13. drkelly

    drkelly Dipstick who put two vehicles on jack stands

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    One of my sisters good friends worked the pole while getting her masters degree. According to my sister, she made really good money. She is in her mid 40's now, married with kids and lives a normal life.

    While I was in college, I was visiting a topless establishment one night when one of the girls from my CAD class came out on stage. :D I used to frequent that place regularly, LOL.
     
  14. rockcity

    rockcity everyday is a chance to get better

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    Most strippers are crazy and high strung enough to be a MMA fighter. Is there really any difference between each???
     
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  15. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    Money is good in both, but I doubt there are many strippers who make a couple million a year, whereas MMA that might be a possibility.
     
  16. rockcity

    rockcity everyday is a chance to get better

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    With MMA, I bet you are either doing really well or living out of your car eating ramen noodles
     
  17. Fabrik8

    Fabrik8 Overcomplicator

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    ....in the parking lot of a crossfit gym.
     
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  18. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    yes, and like most pro sports the % not eating noodles is very small.
    Not exactly a solid bet for income.
     
  19. justjeepin86

    justjeepin86 Well-Known Member

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    Ah crap, that's a tough one. Most would probably make more money on the pole than in the octagon, but of course, the potential is higher for the latter. I only say octagon because I can't stand the though of my daughter on a stage being ogled at by all you nasty bastards!:fuck-you:
     
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  20. 6BangBronk

    6BangBronk Well-Known Member

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    Even scrawny ugly women make money on a pole. Guaranteed! Octagon is a 50/50 chance just for starters.
     
  21. 1-tonmudder

    1-tonmudder Doin my part to stir the pot.

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    Or "C" be a porn star.

    You heard the joke about Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jamison??? What do the two have in common??? They both get paid to have theirs faces pounded by men.:lol::lol::lol: In all seriousness I feel for anybody who's raising girls.We have a boy,but I have a good friend who has two girls that are both in college and very attractive.Seems the old "sittin here cleanin my guns" trick has lost some of its sting.
     
  22. 1-tonmudder

    1-tonmudder Doin my part to stir the pot.

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    Exactly,that goes back to what Ive always said,its easier for a girl to get a guy than vise versa.You can be some ol nasty heffer w two teeth(jaw teeth at that) and 10 chins and some old boy out there will be willin to give it a try.
     
  23. 1-tonmudder

    1-tonmudder Doin my part to stir the pot.

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    I agree but the reality is that she's probably bein ogled any way so she might as well be makin some money.
     
  24. Paul

    Paul Dr 'Dre Moderator

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    I raised two kids. Both girls. 28 and 25 years old.
    Both are strong young women that will kick your ass in a fair fight.
    Or shoot you dead if needed.
    I chose to become a father and raise my girls. My way.
    Fuck the fuck off if you don't "catch my drift"
     
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  25. Paul

    Paul Dr 'Dre Moderator

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    You are a douchebag.
    My name is Paul and i still say you are a douchebag idiot.
     

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