QOTD

[Danger_Ranger]

"I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, but drunk enough to really enjoy doing it"

 

[kaiser715]

 

[ncpartsguy]

"If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them something more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through it."

-Lyndon B. Johnson

 

[Noel]

After today….”if you want justice go to the whore house, if you wanna get fucked go to the courthouse”

 

[Ron]

Calm waters don't make good sailors

 

[Lizooki]

There's just 200 people in the whole world ... we just keep wandering around bumping in to each other!
Tully Telluride - Jimmy Buffet's Tales From Margaritaville

 

[doc]

Another of Dad's favorites...

"Don't tell everything you know..."

 

[kaiser715]

Wherever you find your motivation....

 

[kaiser715]

Ran across this one tonight:

"Everyone is handicapped. Some handicaps you don't see until the person opens their mouth and I am not talking about their teeth."

 

[Lizooki]

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses!" -- "Joliet" Jake Blues

 

[R Q]

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses!" -- "Joliet" Jake Blues

Hit it!

 

[mbalbritton]

Hit it!

“That’s what she said”
- Michael Scott (or someone else)

 

[kaiser715]

My mom was a Home Economics teacher from 1951 to 1993. She passed in 2022. Recently I have been going thru her old (handwritten) cookbooks. She had one, the "black book" that held her favorite recipes, old family recipes, etc. I was reading thru it tonight, and mixed in were several pages where she wrote down various quotes or random thoughts. This is one of my favorites:

Stand up so they can see you.
Speak up so they can hear you.
Shut up so they'll ask you back!!