Quotes for the day

[drkelly]

Man with clean desk not doing anything.

There was a manager here at my work who's desk was always clean. I used to say the above all the time. That entire level of management positions has since been eliminated, LOL. I guess I was right.

 

[cburgin]

Sex is like playing Bridge...If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

 

[livetorun]

If you work your fingers to the bone, all you end up with is bony fingers.

 

[Bogleparsons]

boning a fat chick is like riding a moped,
it can be fun but you don't want the guys to know.

 

[Wes]

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

-Confucious or some damn body?

 

[Jeff B]

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

-Confucious or some damn body?

Was Confucious.

 

[Joe J.]

Speaking of Confucius...

 

[RobMcBee]

Speaking of Confucius...

Epic.....

 

[BIGWOODY]

"No good dead goes unpunished...."
"I've never learned anything while I was speaking"

 

[mommucked]

"........... I think I'll just stay here and drink " Merle Haggard

".....cause she was raised up on that cornbread and I know that women's gonna give me some" Ronnie Van Zant