Random impractical joke/fun

[RatLabGuy]

All this, and no one mentions upper decking a friends toilet?

I almost did, but frankly I've never been able to do this. Too much of a pain in the ass to sit on it to dump it in there directly, and I've never wanted to do it bad enough to pick up the turd by hand to drop it in.

I have put a pack of cool-aid in there though. Debated trying Jello once, but realized it would take a metric shitpile of it to do anything with a typical size tank.

But you know what... I just realized we have 55 gal drums of ballistics gelatin powder at work...

 

[junkxj]

I almost did, but frankly I've never been able to do this. Too much of a pain in the ass to sit on it to dump it in there directly, and I've never wanted to do it bad enough to pick up the turd by hand to drop it in.

I have put a pack of cool-aid in there though. Debated trying Jello once, but realized it would take a metric shitpile of it to do anything with a typical size tank.

But you know what... I just realized we have 55 gal drums of ballistics gelatin powder at work...

It takes a certain amount of dedication only a true friend deserves......

 

[upnover]

friend leaves his car unlocked? unwrap and unroll a condom and close the door on it, so it's flapping on his way home.
I used to get someone at work when I worked nights, and it got down in single digits. I fill up a spray bottle and go coat their windshield with warm water. Freezes on contact. We once got a co worker, 8 of us, every break we went out. He had a good 3/4" of ice on his windshield, door jams and so on. He had to call for a ride the next morning.

Had one guy who always liked to be the first to go to break, would eat other peoples stuff. He got a dose of brownie runs, 12 boxes of x-lax in a plate of brownies, He ate over half of them.