Septic Truck driver needed in Triad area

Riddle

Armed Infidel
Joined
May 12, 2009
Location
Walnut Cove, NC 27052
We have a job opening up. Looking for someone that has at least a class B CDL.

The job requires Locating and uncovering septic tanks and pumping them out.

Its a crappy job but somebodys got to do it!

If interested call Scott @ 336-993-1979
 
There are 5 kinds of poo:

1) my own poo
2) family poo
3) real good friends poo
4) friends and acquaintances poo
5) stranger's poo

I draw the line somewhere after 2 and before #4.
 
at least it's no bullshit
 
Had my septic pumped back during the recession and starting conversation I told him my line of work and how slow it was. Then I told him my wife was busy serving tables that I guess we all got to eat. He looked at me with his good eye with a fast remark that "and we all gotta shit too"!!!

I about lost it...
 
Not that I'm interested but, what's the starting salary for a position like that?
 
I actually got lectured once by the septic pumping guy because apparently we use the wrong kind of toilet paper for his liking. I promised to switch to another brand just to get him to shut up and drive off. I'm all for being passionate about your job, but the fact that he could peg my brand at that point, there's just some things better left unsaid.
 
I actually got lectured once by the septic pumping guy because apparently we use the wrong kind of toilet paper for his liking. I promised to switch to another brand just to get him to shut up and drive off. I'm all for being passionate about your job, but the fact that he could peg my brand at that point, there's just some things better left unsaid.

Actually that seem kind of informative, and impressive he'd know.

... I'd think you'd want to avoid continuing to use anything that you could still identify in there
 
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Something smells bad about this job..
 
I worked the family septic business for 7 yrs. and its hard work. Kept me in shape and gotta to meet a lot of people. We still own the business but my brother work it now. And he right about the TP when it cost you a couple grand you wish he listened
 
so what brands should I not be using LOL....... right now we're using Scott Ultra..... Cheap but feels good on da hiney
 
I didn't think it mattered for it all gets pumped out? Right?? I can't see how it could do harm??? Please inform us...
 
No it all does not. Small bits and pieces that do not break down get out into the nitration field and clog drain holes in the lines causing less and less of your field to function. Ever see those wet soggy spots in peoples yards that never dry up...........
 
According to my google search, infamous1 and 91oneton must know something everybody else doesn't???

According to all of my readings, there actually hasn't been much testing to prove, but some testing has been done and the consensus is...
"Ordinary toilet tissue does not appear to harm ordinary septic tank and drainfield systems. The tissue remains in the septic tank, kept from flowing into the drainfield by septic tank baffles."

couple of refs:
http://inspectapedia.com/septic/Septic_Tank_Toilet_Tissue.htm
http://septicsolutionstexas.com/Do-Donts.htm

Now I did read that it's the chemicals added for smell and to make the paper soft that can affect the bacteria being an issue. And the #1 killer of bacteria needed to break down the solids is bleach. Now what are most tub cleaners made of. LOL
But if you pump every 3-5 as recommended, you should never have to worry about which tp you use or how much bleach your wife tortures you with by bleaching the tub and sinks.

But honestly guys, I'm a home owner and without a functional septic tank system, you no longer have a house. So my highest priority is indeed and always will be the septic. I dump the green stuff once a year in the fall into my distribution box (although fall and spring is recommended) and I pump regular every 4-5 (only me and wife and visitors). But I also know the true way to know a trait is "in the field" and not by google searching. So if ya'll are aware of something, please inform the rest of us with your experiences for it would be an extremely valuable lesson.
 
The newer systems are probly a lot better, I have been out for several years, my pops still pumps and repairs up in VA and does a few new installs, but I have seen several systems stopped up from real thick heavy tp and paper towels and whatnot that got past the trap. I tried to stay on the new installs and let pops work most of the pumps and repairs. I was just going by the way I was told and taught.....honestly my dad really knows this shit!! Pun intended.......lolz
 
Many people, myself included, think [thought] that "wipes" are ok to flush. The City says NO! There'y the #2 clogger, now! Grease is still #1. Only flush wipes marked as flush-able, but City would prefer NO wipes at All.
 
and them damn "plastic aplicators" are everywhere at our waste treatment plant. Everybody talks bad of the paper in portajohns but actually they are best for systems and your"system". If your hole be tender...take miralax and eat more corn.
 
Their are three zones of fluid in your hockey box. The top layer consist of all the floaties. A big frosty layer of TP, corn jiblits, ect. (use your imagination). The middle being mostly liquids and gases floating to the crust. This is the area where the tank is doing work and digesting the effluent. This area is also the largest in a healthy tank. The bottom, well that where "the shit hits the floor". All the heavy solids end up here til bacteria and other "good bugs" eat and work it down to a liquid brew.
In NC and other states tanks are two compartments separated by a baffle wall. This wall is designed to help keep the more solid stuff isolated til it has a chance to work off. The opening between the two is supposed to be in the fluid zone. About 2 to 4 inches above center if I remember right. The outlet end also incorporates a tee. Some where on both ends. The tee can also contain a removable plastic filter screen. Thus the reason for concrete or plastic risers in your yard, or you get to dig up the tee cover for periodic maintenance. Some home owners choose to chunk the tee filter, bad in my opinion. It's sole purpose is to catch and prevent solids from killing the leach field. I'd rather rinse A tee out than dig up or install a secondary field. A tee forces the flow to exit the tank at a predetermined height in the liquid layers. Its basically a sump that doesn't allow the whole tank to gravity drain. The pick up is several inches off the bottom and the outlet approximately 6 inches off the top. A precast tee is part of the tank and may or may not have the filter insert. Pvc tees are just that, a pipe placed during the concrete precast.

Back to the TP. To much of any non biodegradable product is bad, DUH HUH! Some is safer yes, but its all about volume. So the wife or daughter who clogs the thrown on occasion is slowly but surely killing your septic. So on top of the extra tp a much bigger expense is coming. TP and other things take up space. Space needed for a healthy liquid level. Also over the years a normal tank just needs pumped, solids do back up. So a build up floaties, too many solids, and not enough liquids.
You get a short circuited system that starts dumping waste your field cant handle. This reduces water absorption and thus you get the black tide. Just like your tank a yard can't readily break down certain deposits. Leach fields that can remain dormant for extended period have proven to heal themselves and break down the short circuited waste but who can wait a few yrs to take a dump? I do know a few people who rotate fields via a ball valve for this reason.
 
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