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Where the fuck are you guys eating out and NOT spending $10/head?
This is a constant, day to day struggle for my workers and myself. I'm usually good with a fast food combo or the occasional 5.99 Chinese lunch special, BUT my guys are always trying to go cheaper. They're making it a competition to see who can eat for the least $ these days.
Last Tuesday, Benji convinced us to trust him......
Here's what happened.
Benji: ''I know where we can eat for under 2 bucks a head today''
Me : '' What?...you wanna go to wal-mart and grab some chicken pot pies for a dollar each and microwave them at the customers house?''
Willard: ''Thats a good idea Dylan! but it'd be cheaper to just raid the customers fridge. Maybe tomorrow we can do that, but for today, lets see what Benji has in mind.
( side note Customer fridges and food are totally off limits, unless they are offering, in which case, most of the time we decline politely anyway)
Benji :'' lets go to Burger King. Give me 6 dollars and you two go sit down'' ( yes, I buy most lunches)
So long story short..
Benji ordered 6 cheeseburgers and 3 free waters. .55 cheeseburgers on Tuesdays at BK!
Of course he filled our ''water'' cups with sweet tea, so that was sorta cheating...but whatever.
1.17 each was our bill.
I asked Benji where the rest of the money was. He grinned and pulled out a damn cinna-bon and said ''spent it on desert!