Some people shouldn't leave reviews

[HAPPY]

I usually don't post up things like this, but this just drives me crazy, what a dumb ass

 

[Blaze]

I see that crap all the time on Amazon. They'll be like "I gave three stars because the packaging sucked, part works amazing though!"

 

[XJsavage]

That's a good one. Like Blaze said, Amazon is loaded with that dumbassery. I'll see if I can find a link to some I've seen.

 

[Fabrik8]

That's about as dumb as the "I gave it two stars because they don't make it in the color I want" that I see every once in a while, or people buying the wrong product for the job and then complaining that it doesn't work well.... Buy something different then, dumbass...

 

[ManglerYJ]

I was asked by Staples to review a purchase I had recently made. I wrote, "It did not live up to my expectations. It did not instantly make me a millionaire, nor did it surround me with buxom super models. It pretty much just sits there on my desk waiting to be opened. Upon opening it, I instantly came to the realization that inside the packaging, the product represented on the exterior of the wrapping was in fact inside. For this reason and this reason only, I gave the ream of paper a 5. After all, it's PAPER."

 

[Cherokeekid88]

This might be a little off topic, but if you have not done so, please go read the reviews for sugar free Haribo gummi bears...... you will laugh your ass off.

 

[Chris_Keziah]

This might be a little off topic, but if you have not done so, please go read the reviews for sugar free Haribo gummi bears...... you will laugh your ass off.

I should not have looked these up in class. The first review was epic.

Link for the lazy: Amazon

 

[Infamous1]

I found these reviews pretty interesting also;
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Samsung UN85S9 Framed 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Banana Keeper Banana Saver Banana Holder Banana Case for all size Bananas

 

[TARider]

I should not have looked these up in class. The first review was epic.

Link for the lazy: Amazon

Thank you so much. This will help pass the 2 1/2 hour call I have coming up.

 

[XJsavage]

Holy hell I couldn't breath from laughing so hard!

 

[Fabrik8]

I wish I could find a site dump of the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt from a few years ago. The site owners went on vacation around Christmas, and things got really out of control in the reviews section. Went viral and showed up all over the internet, then thousands of people left comments in a week until the page was shut down. Comic gold..

 

[XJsavage]

Is this one?

 

[Fabrik8]

Yep, that's one. Most of the other ones were a lot shorter and many were a lot funnier. I remember it being on some vendor site and not on Amazon though, so it probably spread to a few sites.

 

[OnlyOneDR]

When people got the ability to broadcast themselves, that's when the insanity started. Unfortunately we now cannot put stupid back in the bag, it's out forever...

 

[rodney eppes]

Amazon ask for it! I bought several items through them, & sometimes get Their request for a review, Before the product arrives.

 

[77GreenMachine]

Those gummy bear reviews have had me laughing so hard I've been crying. The guy at the basket ball game and the business guy on the plane. So much hard, uncontrollable laughter!

 

[Cherokeekid88]

Those gummy bear reviews have had me laughing so hard I've been crying. The guy at the basket ball game and the business guy on the plane. So much hard, uncontrollable laughter!

Its hard to read these at work and then just bust out laughing.

 

[Jus Jim]

those gummy reviews are some damn funny $hit.

 

[dairyman]

my bank app drives me crazy always asking to rate it. so I gave them one star and my review was "heres your star for God's sake"