The embarrassed parent thread

Let's step back to 1973. My dad told me this story as a lesson...
My dad took my older brother, 6 years old at the time, to the Atlanta Falcons training camp in Suwanee as they were both big football fans. After each day's workout, you could go down on the field and meet the players and get autographs. While dad and a black player are chatting on the field, my brother keep interrupting them. After a few times, my dad says "yes son, what is it?" My brother, looking at the ground says "Daddy, look at the big shoes on that "neighbor".
My dad, who stood 6'2" and went around 225 wasn't a small man.
He began rasiing his head back up and noticed the 6'7" 300+ pound Falcons lineman wasn't too thrilled with lil' Treadway's choice of words.
Off to the car they scurried never to return to the camp again :laughing:
 
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My boys best friend at school happens to be the principals son. My wife also teaches there so they usually play together after school in the office area. One day they were in her office and his buddy's dad came and picked him up (They were probably 6 years old at the time) As they walk past the window, my boy decided it would be a good idea to drop his britches and moon his buddy. ....well his little buddy decided he better return the gesture in front of all car rider folks waiting in line...I'm pretty sure his dad was the most embarrassed by the whole thing...if I would have been in the middle of that I'm pretty sure I would have been too but I wasn't, so I thought it was hilarious. Still not sure where he learned that from......and if you ever meet him, he would be the last kid you would think would do that 🤣
 
My wife has been helping coach girls soccer this spring so she's been getting home later than normal. The laundry was a bit backed up in the laundry room the other evening and she was in there switching over loads when Clifton (5) walks in and very bluntly ask her "are you finally going to do some of this laundry?" I was in the kitchen and just about hit the floor laughing.
 
awheelterd said:
My wife has been helping coach girls soccer this spring so she's been getting home later than normal. The laundry was a bit backed up in the laundry room the other evening and she was in there switching over loads when Clifton (5) walks in and very bluntly ask her "are you finally going to do some of this laundry?" I was in the kitchen and just about hit the floor laughing.
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Dang, you're in the kitchen AND she ain't even doing laundry? Has she been taking lessons from MY wife? :laughing: :(
 
awheelterd said:
My wife has been helping coach girls soccer this spring so she's been getting home later than normal. The laundry was a bit backed up in the laundry room the other evening and she was in there switching over loads when Clifton (5) walks in and very bluntly ask her "are you finally going to do some of this laundry?" I was in the kitchen and just about hit the floor laughing.
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I would have had to grab the kid and run.
Momma would have ended a life and then told them to stop cryin' and walk it off!
 
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My Daughter, my son n law and the two oldest boys were in Wal MArt at Christmas time doing some shopping. At this point in their life they were on a budget. So, as they were walking through the toy isles, my daughter notices something great and would help them a lot. So She says to her husband, "Derick all the toy are half priced" She did not say it that loud, but at this moment, there was no music playing, no one was talking, and My oldest grandson says in a very loud voice... HELL YEAH!" I warned them, I warned them both, careful what you say around them as they are Little recorders!

Long ago, While being a single dad, My kids and I were out in my Jeep doing some wheeling over on the CC road. My daughter says to me, Daddy, I have to pee. So, yeah, I knew what to say and what to do if it was one of the boys that said this, but, no experience with a lil girl. So I told her (I think she was around 3-4 yrs old at the time) Baby girl, their ain't any bathrooms out here, you'll have to pee in the woods. She didn't like that idea so, she said she would hold it. This was a long adventure, so she told me several times, and I replied the same until finally she said Ok, But you'll have to help me. OK, I am dad, I got this, Yeah, I was lying to myself! So off into the woods we go, so I told here here is fine. So down comes her shorts and panties, and she grabs my hand, leans back. Note, NO BENT KNEES at all! So the floods her cloths and fills her shoes full! Good thing I did have the kids go bag with me, so, after walking back to the group of friends waiting, with a naked lil girl, taking wipes and cleaning her off, redressing her, we were able to continue our trip. Not too long after this, I had a lady friend to "teach" her how to pee outside.

My oldest son's class was having a lesson on different jobs,... If only she had used the word occupations instead. My son was 6 at the time, he was laughing, so the teacher asks him what he was laughing about, so he says to her "Bobby(not sure of the kids actual name, but was a "buddy" of my son) will get a job giving blow jobs" As that same day, the kids had had a contest on several things, and "Bobby" had won the balloon blowing contest. When the teacher, was telling me this, I was beet red, she was beet red, and my son just just stood silent until I asked why he said this, and he replied " Because he is good at it!"
 
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